MizzSmartyPants

I'm a software engineer for a video game company. I work, play games, dance, sing badly and dream about sewing projects that will never get finished.

[MizzSmartyPants @MizzSmartyPants]

Still trying to log in.... Only 50 mins left in this event I PAID to participate in. #fuckniantic.

[MizzSmartyPants @MizzSmartyPants]

Spent a dollar for the stupid STARLY community day just to basically sit on the loading screen for the last 45 mins so far. Thanks @NianticLabs for the terrible experience. #pokemongocommunityday

[Lab⭕️mski 🪕 @12ozPoet]

If highly trained and armed cops refuse to engage an 18 year old with an AR, then how do we expect a 4th grade teacher with a pistol to do it?

Republicans are really showing themselves here. Enjoy your gun love fest this weekend. The rest of us will be mourning #NRAconvention

[Maggie Reed @mermaidmamamags]

NRA: Guns don’t kill people. People kill people.

Also NRA: We don’t feel safe having guns at our convention because guns kill people.

#NRA #NRAconvention

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

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[MizzSmartyPants @MizzSmartyPants]

Come on @JoAnn_Stores, we all know you artificially inflate prices so you can discount them back to normal price, but you could at least be a little more subtle about it...

[Stella Parton @StellaParton]

If a little Hillbilly singer like my big sister Dolly can invest in the vaccine then why the hell can’t some of you old moldy politicians pitch in a few million yourselves? I noticed you started getting vaccinated right away while people are starving and dying you Aholes.

[MizzSmartyPants @MizzSmartyPants]

@BriannaWu @viktorie_k Yup. Keen is on the list of companies I will never work with now. Luckily the screenshot is going around all the women in gaming groups to properly warn us.

[S.E. Cupp @secupp]

"Abraham Lincoln over here is the most racist president we've ever had." Biden's joke goes over Trump's head as he believes Biden was literally calling him Abraham Lincoln...

#Debates2020

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

We fixed Don Jr.’s crazy ad.

[MizzSmartyPants @MizzSmartyPants]

@bestsolarelectr @markos Keep your archaic "christian" delusions out of the sanctity of my doctor's office.

[CalgaryBuffalo @calgary_buffalo]

@stonecold2050 If they throw a softball pitch, I am swinging away. I googled that and it was 3 seconds to get a pic... Do these idiots not know how to search anything? That basement of ideas must be a huge closet and they are projecting. #leathermen #ProudBoys

[BRAT Prince @thedcma]

#ProudBoys, #leathermen, #MeanGirls I can be all three!

[Cheryl @fridaktexas]

#leathermen love my brothers in gay leather.

[Humphreee Go-Kart @HumphreeeGoKart]

@stonecold2050 Who's gonna tell them? #LeatherMen

[Auntie John @AuntieJohn]

Love, not hate.
Here's some proud Leather Daddies.
#ProudBoys #LeatherMen #LeatherDaddies

[Kvltvs Interrvptvs © 🗿 @TheMuleFactor]

@fn_katz Haha awesome, they had to rebrand. But...#LeatherMen?

[@ruffotter @ruffotter]

These are definitely #ProudBoys

[Serena Spaulding @tigress_serena]

Thinking of you, @realDonaldTrump #ProudBoys