Mizzyy

as there’s a deep drive into left field by castellanos and that’ll be a home run

[Mizzyy @Mizzyy__]

@notDmanTV I should probably bring them back. I’m even less funny now!!

[Mizzyy @Mizzyy__]

Valentine’s Day got me thinking back

[Mizzyy @Mizzyy__]

tell me again how Italian food became the staple for romantic dinners? cause there’s absolutely no shot I’m able to fuck after a plate of spaghetti

[Mizzyy @Mizzyy__]

@testeecole Amen

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How many times you think Jesus jerked it in that cave?

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@ItsOGJudas 🤣🤣💀

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Bringing in the new year by watching both of my favourite sports teams lose seems about right

[Mizzyy @Mizzyy__]

Guys if we all mask up and take precautions we can still flatten the curve

[Mizzyy @Mizzyy__]

Everytime my boss speaks it makes me want to smoke a cigarette

[Mizzyy @Mizzyy__]

@rageypaigey Honestly probably not

[Mizzyy @Mizzyy__]

Your hotline better not bling unless it’s me shawty

[Mizzyy @Mizzyy__]

Good thing I didn’t get my hopes up about him signing in Toronto haha (I’m going to kill myself)

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Shohei Ohtani's deal with the Dodgers is for 10 years and $700 million.

[Mizzyy @Mizzyy__]

@mohshiin It’s been a long day

[Mizzyy @Mizzyy__]

Alright one more false Ohtani report and I'm gunna start doing crack I can't take this anymore

[Mizzyy @Mizzyy__]

My hopes aren’t up but at this point if Ohtani doesn’t sign with the Jays I’ll kill myself

[Mizzyy @Mizzyy__]

I’m not getting my hopes up (my hopes are up)

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

Steve Phillips believes the Blue Jays should be considered the favourites to land Ohtani.

(H/T: @FirstUp1050)

[Mizzyy @Mizzyy__]

That’s it that’s the final straw I’m doing hard drugs now

[Mizzyy @Mizzyy__]

@Drewby_1 I really don’t think I could successfully do one

[Mizzyy @Mizzyy__]

I’m 25 years old and I’m spending my Friday night at home alone sitting in my living room contemplating if I still have what it takes to do a somersault

[Mizzyy @Mizzyy__]

@StarkeyWombat That’s the best part about leg day

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Yay it’s Spotify wrapped season!! 😃 I can’t wait to see what everyone has been listening to!! 🥰