Amanda

Lifelong tomboy. Part-time badass. Full-time goofball.

[Amanda @MJ8403]

If Twitter dies, don't worry about me. I'll still be saying the same stupid shit in real life.

#RIPTwitter

[Adam Hall @AHallMusic]

@mrbeast fellow North Carolinian here. Our home caught on fire on Monday and my wife, kids and I lost mostly everything. With your platform, anything could help out even if it’s a simple retweet. https://t.co/XcsEWTAfml

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

“Why don’t you leave your house?”
Me:

[Adam Hall @AHallMusic]

Our house caught on fire yesterday, and we will be displaced for quite some time. If you can, we’d really appreciate any donations that you’d like to make. I know I have lots of friends around the world, so even a share helps. https://t.co/t7t0zbPBiW

[Amanda @MJ8403]

https://t.co/XMwhtHIoEm

Please help my friends & donate to help them recover from a house fire. They are the sweetest & kindest people and they & their kids could use all the support! @MerMagz @ahall

[Amanda @MJ8403]

Karma is a bitch and it will get the pieces of shit in the end. Remember that when you think about how you treat those close to you.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

[Zach Myers @ZMyersOfficial]

In all seriousness .... people vote for whatever they think their lives need ....

WE are what's important ... how WE choose to treat each OTHER is what is important

Thinking Kamala or Trump give a FUCK about you is not only idiotic ,it's utterly delusional..

Love leads always

[Todd Owyoung @toddowyoung]

"How's it going?"

Me:

[Zach Myers @ZMyersOfficial]

You should be more mad that these 2 fruit loops were your choices

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

🔥🔥

[Spike Cohen @RealSpikeCohen]

Brace yourselves for the racoogaloo.

[pamela ☁️☀️ phoebe msg 🛸 @tisthepamseason]

i need to speak with whoever put halloween, daylight savings, and the election all in the same week i feel like im losing my mind and time isn’t real

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

I don’t understand people who can fall asleep immediately. When do you do all your panicking and overthinking?

[Amanda @MJ8403]

People really should have gifted me ibuprofen and bubble wrap for my 40th instead of all the thoughtful drinks & cards they got me.

#overthehill #rollingbackdownthehill

[Amanda @MJ8403]

My friend Autumn is in need of immediate help! Every single share and donation makes a difference. https://t.co/kPD11UiD4G

[Amanda @MJ8403]

Been cleaning out totes full of notebooks and pictures I've had in storage.

@yahahahufoundme Have you seen my he-cow?!