MJ Rose

I read books for a living and eat Doritos as a hobby.

[MJ Rose @MJ_Rosee]

@kaimeariver @CaucasianJames I feel this.

[MJ Rose @MJ_Rosee]

@kaimeariver Welp, see you at the premiere

[MJ Rose @MJ_Rosee]

@kaimeariver https://t.co/tPKkljZRfY

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

I’ll pop the champagne when cameras are rolling and @quiarahudes & I are walking to set, in our neighborhood...
But still.
So excited for Usnavi to finally find home. https://t.co/LdZ0VT0R9F

[MJ Rose @MJ_Rosee]

@kaimeariver but, can we go??? https://t.co/9arMMNXXVh

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

This is so many things I love at once https://t.co/wUkInOd98a

[The Dodo @dodo]

These pit bull puppies learning how to do stairs are BEYOND precious 💕

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR
*perfect quad*
LOVE
AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR
*perfect quad*
LOOOVE
YES I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE
*sets up for quad, but then I just wag my finger at the judges and smile*
BUT I WON'T DO THAT
[flawless score, a hailstorm of stuffed bears]

[MJ Rose @MJ_Rosee]

SHOW US YOUR NIPPLE @jtimberlake

[MJ Rose @MJ_Rosee]

I’m a vigilante in the sense that if someone cuts me off in traffic I will drive like a psychopath around them until they are too terrified to ever cut someone off ever again.

[MJ Rose @MJ_Rosee]

if you insist on loudly cracking your neck and back in a quiet office you are a monster.

[MJ Rose @MJ_Rosee]

@kaimeariver I’m so down with her aesthetic rn

[MJ Rose @MJ_Rosee]

as a resident of Chicago, I would like to formally petition to not be a Kardashian

[MJ Rose @MJ_Rosee]

my biggest fear is accidentally clicking on a barstool video while I’m scrolling through instagram and having the sound of binge drinking and girl fights blare through my quiet office.

[MJ Rose @MJ_Rosee]

pretty sure I just had a rage blackout at the intersection outside of Whole Foods, so looks like someone has already peaked in 2018.

[MJ Rose @MJ_Rosee]

I read 106 books in 2017 and still every BuzzFeed quiz I take tells me that my new years resolution should be “to read more.” ����🏼‍♀️

[MJ Rose @MJ_Rosee]

“you’re not special because you flew sky priority!!” -my dad, after i used the term “plebes” for the fourth time on our drive home from the airport. 💁🏼

[MJ Rose @MJ_Rosee]

@Cori_Summer that sweatshirt is iconic

[hannah moskowitz updates @hannahmosk]

taylor swift's cats have no idea they're Taylor Swift's Cats and i think about this all the time

[MJ Rose @MJ_Rosee]

Mom: “we chose Rome for christmas because you’re basically a local after study abroad” Me: *looking at photos where I was 10 lbs heavier, drank wine until I fell on churches, and wore hot pink blazers with maxi skirts* “right, total local.”

[MJ Rose @MJ_Rosee]

the most girl thing ever is the little “woo sorry” noise we make anytime our paths cross in hallways, sidewalks, bathrooms, restaurants, literally anywhere. doesn’t matter. we’re just startled and sorry 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Botnik Studios @botnikstudios]

We used predictive keyboards trained on all seven books to ghostwrite this spellbinding new Harry Potter chapter https://t.co/UaC6rMlqTy