King Jarod

my girlfriend is cooler than me.

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@AllieHayes_ coincidence, I think not

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@AllieHayes_ @TweetLikeAGirI taught you not to burn the roast...

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@acmollett its a good start

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@acmollett let's learn Japanese and go watch it

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@William_BA745 @BadLipReadings @AllieHayes_ no

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"I'm going to poop all over you... Then rub your face in it" -@AllieHayes_

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Kings island and White Castle today. I'm probably going to die

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Don't forget "sexy twister" in ALT lobby.

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Not getting ios 8 because getting the 6 will be that much better

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@Stinnaaaa_ what's your major going to be?

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@Stinnaaaa_ you should've been prepared 2 years ago. College isn't easy.

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Been in the library for about 5 hours today

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@GarrettTurtle you got a job?

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I have beard tanlines

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We've been in the library longer than the Asians

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My feelings are still kinda hurt that my feet were always too big for heelys

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I'm just bad at life..

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@noragal3 I did not.........

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My tears on that exam were a good indication of failure