Melissa Gannon

A cop stopped me and asked Do you know why I followed you? I said Because my tweets are so funny and he laughed and we high fived and now I'm in jail.

[Melissa Gannon @MJGannon2]

#barstoolsupdogs #BarstoolBestBar

[Melissa Gannon @MJGannon2]

@Greer_collins @sambfox7 @Pika02 @amygsun @KASwicked it's not a bird, it's superman

[Melissa Gannon @MJGannon2]

"She's got a big bag of popcorn, she must have gone to the popcorn store"

[Melissa Gannon @MJGannon2]

@sambfox7 hello

[Melissa Gannon @MJGannon2]

@sambfox7 https://t.co/AfpyJX7Tf5

[Melissa Gannon @MJGannon2]

"Why is my hair wet? Which alcohol did I dip it in? Your wine or my vodka?" The ever infamous @k_hagan

[Natalie Frost @nattyfrost3]

How about that drive in @sambfox7 @MJGannon2 #GulfShores #HangoutFest ✌️

[Melissa Gannon @MJGannon2]

"Hampton fucking"

[Melissa Gannon @MJGannon2]

Road bull vodkas

[Melissa Gannon @MJGannon2]

"Only my left side is gonna get tan driving. Until the drive back"

[Melissa Gannon @MJGannon2]

Well? @86shitsbybetz http://t.co/YjBk6cMVJe

[Melissa Gannon @MJGannon2]

25 years ago, my mom was probably really sick of me.

[Melissa Gannon @MJGannon2]

Yeah sometimes I use snapchat as a mirror

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

How do people lift weights? My arms get exhausted after putting my hair in a ponytail.

[Melissa Gannon @MJGannon2]

“@charlotteaudl: Charlotte is now home to professional ultimate with an expansion franchise of the @theAUDL. http://t.co/HAZKcalEfa” what!!!

[Melissa Gannon @MJGannon2]

@86shitsbybetz what is this in reference to?

[Melissa Gannon @MJGannon2]

Just liked someone on tinder solely because i liked their tattoo. The only reason necessary

[Melissa Gannon @MJGannon2]

Mom (talking about my brother to his fiance): "He's got good qualities"
Dad: "Ya, like having me for a father"

[Melissa Gannon @MJGannon2]

I bought a bag of coffee 2 days ago that makes 135 cups. So at this rate, I'll need a new bag by the end of the week.

[Melissa Gannon @MJGannon2]

I am not intelligent enough for the keurig