Michael Johnson

Die Hard B-More Sports Fan, Dad, and the funniest guy I know!

[Michael Johnson @Mjohnson4979]

@SethWalder And the the Commanders right after the Bengals?!? C’mon bruh!

[Michael Johnson @Mjohnson4979]

@SethWalder Uhhhh….. The 1-4 Bungles are 10th?!? 🤔 I bleed Purple and Black and couldn’t really care but… you may wanna rerun your math!!

[Michael Johnson @Mjohnson4979]

@tae15adams WE WANT YOU IN PURPLE AND BLACK IN BALTIMORE!!!!

[Michael Johnson @Mjohnson4979]

@tae15adams CRAB CAKES FOR LIFE!! Baltimore fans are salivating for YOU coming to Baltimore!! Imagine, you, King, and LJ on the same field 👀 SUPER BOWL BOUND!!

[Michael Johnson @Mjohnson4979]

@tae15adams Us B-More fans would go insane with BIGTIME Davante Adams, Lamar, King Henry, and Zay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Game Over!!

[Michael Johnson @Mjohnson4979]

@elonmusk The right to bear arms was in case the government became corrupt and our citizens could take it back! We didn’t have B-21 Raiders to fight back against then! U POS!

[Michael Johnson @Mjohnson4979]

@elonmusk YOU SIR…ARE THE PUPPET!!!

[Michael Johnson @Mjohnson4979]

@elonmusk It boggles my mind how someone who is supposed to be SO intelligent be blinded by this narcissistic, misogynistic, racist who is only in it for himself!!

[Michael Johnson @Mjohnson4979]

@elonmusk You’re a PUPPET!! You were supposed to be forward thinking…now you’re just an absolutely classless POS!!

[Michael Johnson @Mjohnson4979]

@Ravens With our RB room thinned out, could we add someone like D’Onte Foreman or D Cook??

[Michael Johnson @Mjohnson4979]

@elonmusk @elonmusk I’ve always admired your innovation and forward thinking, but how in the Universe can you support such a narcissistic,misogynistic, racist, habitual liar?!? This doesn’t compute

[Michael Johnson @Mjohnson4979]

@Ravens The Ravens use a ton of 3 safety sets…would Justin Simmons be in our budget and would he be a good fit??

[Michael Johnson @Mjohnson4979]

@Ravens Can you see the Ravens go after Matt Judon as a 1yr rental to replenish some of our pass rush we lost??

[Michael Johnson @Mjohnson4979]

@jdnnnfi828 @PFF CeeDee def needs to be on the list!! And I don’t even F wit the Cowboys.

[Michael Johnson @Mjohnson4979]

@NathanJ04060931 @PFF Where’s CeeDee?!?

[Michael Johnson @Mjohnson4979]

@PFF CEEDEE LAMB!! And I’m a Ravens fan!!

[Michael Johnson @Mjohnson4979]

@Yermoms_House @PGATOURComms Because he was dying Dikwad!! RIP GM

[Michael Johnson @Mjohnson4979]

@FrostyTalksFB @MySportsUpdate @mspears96 Real talk…PQ looked average all the way up until Ro got here. He’s a good pick-up, don’t get me wrong, but he can’t cover a bed.

[Michael Johnson @Mjohnson4979]

@MySportsUpdate @mspears96 The Queen is Dead!! All hail the 👑 King!!

[Michael Johnson @Mjohnson4979]

@VasilisBeatdown 👑 Henry hit 21+ mph in week 18 last year! Thirty-shmirty!!