Michael Jones

[Michael Jones @MJones0385]

@Verizon so does your company provide phone service or just provide the phone and tell everyone good luck and hope for the best?

[Michael Jones @MJones0385]

In what world does this amount of tea leaves make a gallon?
@Lipton

[Michael Jones @MJones0385]

Huh. That's funny,@Verizon "we never stop working for you", unless you're in the Florida panhandle. Then the service not only stops, so does any kind of help. They want customers to troubleshoot the system instead of taking care of their own network.

[Michael Jones @MJones0385]

@Verizon oh cool!!
Verizon is acting like Verizon again and not fucking working, even with full 5G on "aMeRiCa'S lArGeSt NeTwOrk".

[Michael Jones @MJones0385]

@Verizon
Oh you're on America's largest network? I bet you have service everywhere, huh?

Well that's what we pay for, and you'd think that, especially being in America's second fastest growing state. In reality, after 20+ years of being with them......

[Michael Jones @MJones0385]

@Verizon here I am again, in Pensacola showing 3 bars on 5G which isn't great to begin with but even with that nothing works, Google search, all apps saying "couldn't load", nothing. I guess it's just normal now paying over 500/mo for subpar service.

[Michael Jones @MJones0385]

@Verizon since I wasn't even able to make a phone call this morning with full bars, which is the only reason for your company's existence, I can assume you still haven't fixed your shit.

[Michael Jones @MJones0385]

@Verizon your network has become almost useless and then you want customers to diagnose issues with it while we pay you every month. I hope you get it fixed OR we get to see the fall of "aMeRiCa'S lArGeSt NeTwOrK".

[Michael Jones @MJones0385]

@JoshFlipsFL @Rainmaker1973 The "Sr" on the end would suggest otherwise though. Either very odd that they would add that or very odd that they wouldn't list children.....

[Michael Jones @MJones0385]

Oh cool, full 4g and I'm "offline". Glad I'm paying for America's failure network.
@Verizon

[Michael Jones @MJones0385]

I was getting automated texts promising upgrades in my area for awhile, it seems like those upgrades were like government promises, every month the service got worse while the price went up. The Florida panhandle, Pensacola area specifically, has garbage service now.
@Verizon

[Michael Jones @MJones0385]

@HomeDepot your everbilt "cement board" screws are garbage. They don't start in cement board and the T25 head is too shallow, slipped right off of brand new dewalt and Milwaukee T25 bits and into my hand 3 times before I threw the whole box away. Fuck those screws.

[Michael Jones @MJones0385]

@SamsungUS are you aware that forcing consumers to buy additional products simply because of a software change that makes perfectly good, less than 1 year old products obsolete is considered fraud?

[Michael Jones @MJones0385]

@Verizon how do you "upgrade" my 5g service in the area for the past year and now I have 4g from 2010? I swear y'all are in a race to the bottom in service while increasing prices daily.

[Michael Jones @MJones0385]

@AOL 2026 and we can't get reliable service from AOL. I can certainly get political opinions and sensationalism constantly, but who needs emails, right?

[Michael Jones @MJones0385]

@SteveLovesAmmo The government.

[Michael Jones @MJones0385]

@Ford did you ever stop to think that the reason you're losing sales and mechanics is because I have to change my headlight bulb from my wheel well behind the tire????? Who the fuck approved this dumbass design?????

[Michael Jones @MJones0385]

@QuickBooks I appreciate you responding, Kate. This post wasn't a call for help, this was meant to be informative for anyone who sees it. When I ask the supervisor I spoke to who I should send a bill to for my time, and he mockingly asks if I'm looking for reparations, that's the end for me.

[Michael Jones @MJones0385]

Yay! Another day spending 3 hours dealing with @QuickBooks shitty ass software because they forced an update. If you value your time or employees time, use literally ANY other accounting software, you would absolutely be better off doing business on a spreadsheet than using it.

[Michael Jones @MJones0385]

@Nero Don't play with our emotions right now. We'll crowdfund weekly massages if you come back.