Great Five Eight played for West Mitchy, Wests, Norths, Easts, Souths, Bribie Normanby, Main Roads, Natives, Cronulla, Adelaide, Kurri Kurri, Cairns Brothers,
In our shared house of 6 people, I often pour large dollops of the posh shampoos and conditioners down the drain while I shower. The other 5 members constantly argue over who's stealing who's product. Things are getting fierce. I'm bald. Therefore immune to their blame.
Met a bloke my mates all referred to as 'Johnny One Eye'. He only had one eye, of course. Nobody told me that they didn't call him that to his face. Upon meeting him, I said 'alright Johnny One Eye?' One of the most awkward nights of my life.