MJ

Alienating the universe one tweet at a time
79in/201cm - in flats, 90Kg/210Ib.
I'm a good person, I smell nice and have hair like silk.

[MJ @MJRydsFast]

Tell me JD, does Donald's poop taste just like a Big Mac?

[MJ @MJRydsFast]

With ecological damage his administration will do by pulling various protections, I'm sure he'll soon move to number one.

[MJ @MJRydsFast]

Just... ... beware.

[MJ @MJRydsFast]

Trump in a nutshell.

[MJ @MJRydsFast]

Well that certainly explains everything

[The Storyteller @Odyne_LaFee]

Hollywood was built on hookers and coke.

In case you're wondering why it sucks and blows so hard.

[MJ @MJRydsFast]

@mjlee403 That color and pattern look dynamite on you. Remember, when you get to Ipanema or Monaco, that color is "Azul" 💙

[MJ @MJRydsFast]

@RomyDaniel_ Mine is always awake.

[MJ @MJRydsFast]

Learn a language with me for free! Duolingo is fun, and proven to work. Here’s my invite link: https://t.co/LlZpydWLkf

[MJ @MJRydsFast]

@femalebodybuil6 No. I'm 6'7" and i like them all.

[MJ @MJRydsFast]

Thanks for the clarification Nancy. Sometimes people say "Something Stupid". (The first song I sang along with as a kid, you and your dad!)

[Nancy Sinatra @NancySinatra]

Do some homework before you make a fool of yourself.
My dad LOATHED trump.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Singer Pink calls MAGA an “insult to humanity” and says, “If you’re a Trump supporter, then don’t listen to my music.” 🤘🏽

[MJ @MJRydsFast]

https://t.co/oBqgvI59vm

[MJ @MJRydsFast]

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2025! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[MJ @MJRydsFast]

White redneck terrorists that subscribe to a groupthink mentality centered on entitlement.

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

Idiot with a camera gets in ICEs way and lives to regret it.

I voted for this.

[MJ @MJRydsFast]

@Milajoy All but two. OKC and El Paso.

[MJ @MJRydsFast]

@femalebodybuil6 3

[MJ @MJRydsFast]

Ten cents

[Elma @oelma__]

I honestly don’t remember. Do you?

[MJ @MJRydsFast]

Hope

[annie @ohhanxiety]

SO FAR NO ONE HAS FOUND THE WORD IN THE BOX

[MJ @MJRydsFast]

Warm

[MJ @MJRydsFast]

@ginnyobrian Smooth skin