Mark Smith

I,m a full time carer and a massive manchester united fan but I mainly post jokes i think there funny! Lets see what you think??? No miserable fooks need apply.

[Mark Smith @MjsUrko]

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[Mark Smith @MjsUrko]

@AldiUK hold your head in shame your store in Ashton under Lynne has only 3 old rusty disabled shopping trolleys and we've told the manager week after week to sort it out and nothings been done not good enough!

[Mark Smith @MjsUrko]

Win lose or draw tonight at Wembley with fury and whyte tonight I bet there's a fresh newly tarmacad carpark in the morning.

[Mark Smith @MjsUrko]

@TheScript_Danny hi Danny Big ask this but I'm best man soon at my mates wedding he is a MASSIVE script fan his name is Mark and his girlfriend is called chloe if you can spare the time could you send me a video message wishing them well for the big day thanks if you can.x

[Mark Smith @MjsUrko]

@TheChristieNHS absolutely disgraceful for a 7 hour wait for a patient on his end of life care who was promised a bed at 1.30pm and an ambulance turned at 8.30pm this is not acceptable at all surprised the fella was still alive by the time they arrived.

[Mark Smith @MjsUrko]

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[Mark Smith @MjsUrko]

Coz its valentine's day I've just booked me and the wife a table at 8 o,clock, Dont no why I've bothered really though coz shes shit at snooker.

[Mark Smith @MjsUrko]

@mcfcantc hiya pal do u still want tickets for the killers mate?

[Autograph Art @autographartno1]

‘On The Bench’ - a few Match Worn player shirts in the process of being framed here by our guys.. some unbelievable names in this batch like Zidane Figo Messi and Ronaldinho we were honoured do.... sometimes we have to pinch ourselves 😇 ⁦@nattam_sayin⁩ ⁦@MjsUrko⁩

[Mark Smith @MjsUrko]

I'm hoping @PayPalUK can contact me to sort an issue out as the people on the number you ring are hopeless!!!

[Mark Smith @MjsUrko]

@philpopemusic hello there pal I just wondered do you ever perform as Tony Angelino any more as my mates a massive only fools fan and I'm best man next year trying to put something special together for his wedding.

[Mark Smith @MjsUrko]

@Michael_Buffer hi there I'm big fan of boxing and collect boxing memorabilia and I just wondered if I could get a signed photo to add to my collection please.

[Autograph Art @autographartno1]

** Great Fathers Day Gift idea £30 ** Sugar Ray Leonard SWATCH display - just follow the link to order on-line guys *** RT's very much appreciated *** 🙏🥊Thanks @nattam_sayin @BoxingKingdom14 @MjsUrko https://t.co/2EyhG3Lg6K

[Mark Smith @MjsUrko]

Just wondering if liverpool say Tottenham should get a trophy for coming second?

[Mark Smith @MjsUrko]

there's always next year lol.

[Mark Smith @MjsUrko]

remember if you kill yourself its suicide,If you help someone kill themselves its homicide,If you've not won the league for 25 years or more that's Merseyside!!!

[Mark Smith @MjsUrko]

come home last night pissed up and got my medication mixed up instead of having sleeping tablets I ended up having viagra, so I ended up having 40 wanks.

[Autograph Art @autographartno1]

Please get behind these guys. Bereaved Dad's taking a positive approach 2 life following personal tragedy. We've donated this chair for these so please follow @Follo_FC - It's a United Cantona Chair, but the cause is bigger than club rivalry - Pls RT @MjsUrko @GaryLineker 💙🐝❤️

[Mark Smith @MjsUrko]

i would just like to say a massive thank you to the lads @autographartno1 they've just framed the final peice to my collection (Carl weather )AKA Apollo creed so cheers Dave,jack,and Liam.

[Autograph Art @autographartno1]

Manchester is seriously cool like Soprano 😎 you have to live here to understand !! ⁦@MjsUrko⁩ ⁦@nattam_sayin⁩ ‘As you were AA’ ⁦@Uniquely_Manc⁩ ⁦@MancBierkeller⁩ ⁦@MancNews⁩ ⁦@MancNewgirl⁩ ⁦@mancfunboy⁩ ⁦@Gmunaldo9⁩ **Pls RT Mcr 👌