Cockroach 🪳

Cockroach Things.
the cockroach cannot be underestimated.

#animaltwt

[Cockroach 🪳 @Mjustacockroach]

leave the slipper alone hooman.
i have kids.

[Squirrel 🐿️ @Imjustasquirel]

this one thinks this is a dating app. join @Tinder

[Cockroach 🪳 @Mjustacockroach]

@grenzolf easy

[Cockroach 🪳 @Mjustacockroach]

i am entering a bank today.

update later

[Cockroach 🪳 @Mjustacockroach]

@Rohannn94 that's murder
and I am going to revenge

[Cockroach 🪳 @Mjustacockroach]

@madhattersenpai wtf
are you mad?

[Cockroach 🪳 @Mjustacockroach]

i am going to sue you
@oiiii0o

[آسيا @oiiii0o]

ليه أغلب البنات يخافون من هالكائن الطيف؟😱 😭

[Cockroach 🪳 @Mjustacockroach]

@lurak213 shut up

[Anna M📚📖nerdyWarriorQueen😊🤓😎 @AnnaM99878890]

Having Wolf Spider beefing with Cockroach was not on my bingo card for 2026 but here they are....

[Cockroach 🪳 @Mjustacockroach]

@YBudget1170 this is AI slopp

[Cockroach 🪳 @Mjustacockroach]

@_Stvxrr and you can't even say hello.
i will be in your house then

[Cockroach 🪳 @Mjustacockroach]

@autisminsung mine

[Cockroach 🪳 @Mjustacockroach]

what punishment should I give this one??

[𖢥 kpoop yaoi master 🕸️ @autisminsung]

@Mjustacockroach @bero_liaaa @EveningMoon39

[Cockroach 🪳 @Mjustacockroach]

yes fear the flying cockroach

[ola🪼 @he_is_ola001]

I know we have to face our fears but a flying cockroach? ??? No guys

[Cockroach 🪳 @Mjustacockroach]

blanc, watch your words

[blanc @blancxbt]

would you rather eat a cockroach or a cock?

[Sikha Patel 💗 @Sikha__Patel]

☕🌼 Morning Tea 🌼☕

सुबह की चाय हो, दोस्तों का साथ हो,
हँसी-मज़ाक और दिल की बात हो।
एक प्याला चाय, कुछ मीठी यादें,
आओ दोस्तों, आज सुबह साथ बिताएँ। ❤️☕🌿

Good Morning, Friends! Come, let’s share a cup of tea & some beautiful moments. 🌞✨

[Cockroach 🪳 @Mjustacockroach]

@grenzolf yes

[Squirrel 🐿️ @Imjustasquirel]

well-done Hamster 💕💪
however me and my kindred has managed to colonise every habitat on the planet apart from the seas.
i am sure they are about to recognise my kindred in the waters also.

#animaltwt to the moon

[Squirrel 🐿️ @Imjustasquirel]

thank you 😊

[Crow @Croww_things]

94.9k followers for see dumb tweets like this .🤡

[Sharon Champagne🇨🇦 @chiarachampagne]

I have to say that I haven’t enjoyed myself this much on Twitter since before Elon took over 💜
Thanks to all my followers of #yr & #SRK & of course to all my animal friends #animaltwt
Thanks everyone for 6.8 k

[Cockroach 🪳 @Mjustacockroach]

@LikeableLobster Cockroach too