MJWCF

The MJW©F is a comedic publishing group that spawned in 2005. This is my own CLEAN and ORIGINAL humour, from Perth, Australia. Please have a look and enjoy. :)

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My bus is taking a little bit longer than usual to arrive. Why oh why? What'd I do to deserve this?!

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The next time someone complains about anything just exclaim: "It's 2017!" It's a meaningless statement, but it... https://t.co/oLDOfddioz

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If petrol prices go down to $1.00, then the digital display for the price will be the same as the litres display.... https://t.co/7WuvfxPyb8

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My password’s so secure – I don’t even know what it is.

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My ranking of the Big Four accounting firms, in terms of their acronyms.

4) Deloitte. No acronym. Sad.
3)... https://t.co/4mhdchwnNK

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As the Australian Government enters 'caretaker' mode, the MJWCF enters 'Olympic Mode' (which is the highest... https://t.co/biymLMXTRU

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I love writing in abbreviated Latin - ie. eg. etc. etc. (c. 2015).

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This post is self explanatory.

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"Face the music" means something, but it's also good advice for going to a concert.

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A Potato Cod (fish) - seems like it could be Fish and Chips.

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Cod Fish - it seems like it could be Fish and Chips.

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Today marks the 10 year anniversary of the MJWⒸF.

Monday, the 10th of October 2015 – the MJWⒸF was born with... http://t.co/kmUYbDKBPu

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Chinese Zodiac says this is the...Year of the Sheep, Goat or Ram…but I’m just going to go with Sheep. That’s what everyone else is using.

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This year my New Year's Resolution is in 4K (4096 × 2160).

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The saying "Another day, another dollar"...means you are living below the extreme poverty line...which is $1.25 per day. Think about that.

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Generally I don't like to summarize things.

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I want to make a joke about the Summer Equinox...but it's been such a long day...I'm over it.

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To a jockey, every horse is a high horse.

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I still can't believe that more people don't notice the naming similarity of flagships phones by Samsung and... http://t.co/ISldBsCD7C

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Someone should have created a CD ripping program called : Jack the Ripper.