Micaela MacLachlan

Klingon in the streets and Vulcan in the sheets

[Micaela MacLachlan @MK_maclachlan]

*2 people are killed after being coward-punched in Kings Cross*
NSW Libs: CLOSE ALL THE BARS

*2 people die from drug overdoses at Defqon*
NSW Libs: CANCEL ALL THE FESTIVALS

*1 woman a week is killed by a current or former partner*
NSW Libs: *crickets* er... marriage is sacred

[Micaela MacLachlan @MK_maclachlan]

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[Micaela MacLachlan @MK_maclachlan]

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[Micaela MacLachlan @MK_maclachlan]

My industry is great. If you have a postgrad degree in education, 4 years' teaching and 2 years' management experience, you too could be a Senior Teacher on a starting salary of $55K (in one of the world's most expensive cities).

[Micaela MacLachlan @MK_maclachlan]

Today's gathering of the master race has been brought to you by:
- b&w tattoos of inspirational nouns in cursive
- Oakley knock-offs from the servo
- the Shaka
- sunscreen for white penises
#stkilda

[Micaela MacLachlan @MK_maclachlan]

Called the local police station to report a bunch of used syringes on the footpath. My conversation with Constable Buckley was interrupted by an aggressive cat-caller. There's something resoundingly frustrating about being harassed and shouted at when you're being a good citizen

[Micaela MacLachlan @MK_maclachlan]

When you know the active ingredient in Antifreeze is ethylene glycol but you don't know what antifreeze is used for other than murder. #forensicfiles #forensicphile

[feminist next door @emrazz]

2,996 people died in the World Trade Center attack. We waged a 9 yr war and re-engineered our national security and privacy rights in response.

2,142 women were murdered *last year* by a current or former partner. Today, congress allowed the Violence Against Women Act to expire.

[Micaela MacLachlan @MK_maclachlan]

Can we stop calling it the "sugar baby scandal" please? She is not the scandal. He is.

[Micaela MacLachlan @MK_maclachlan]

Judge Judy's courtroom about to get real busy in 2019

[Micaela MacLachlan @MK_maclachlan]

Shoutout to my fellow #TitlessTanias who don't know what tf to do with all this season's elasticised, off-the-shoulder nonsense.

[Micaela MacLachlan @MK_maclachlan]

@JoshFrydenberg @billshortenmp BILL SHORTEN IS HIDING UNDER YOUR BED WAITING TO STEAL YOUR WALLET FROM YOUR JEANS POCKET SEE LOOK AT THE CREEPY BLACK & WHITE MUGSHOT HE BAD MAN PLEASE DON'T LET'S TALK ABOUT MY OWN CIRCUS PARTY SHORTEN MONEY BAD is what you sound like.

[Micaela MacLachlan @MK_maclachlan]

I know we throw around the word 'narcissist' a lot when we talk about Trump, but in the 10,000 episodes of Forensic Files I've watched, no one has ever volunteered to do three years in prison JUST TO EMBARRASS SOMEONE

[Micaela MacLachlan @MK_maclachlan]

@MRobertsQLD The boats haven't stopped ya dingus, they're just turned around so any drownings occur in someone else's waters.

[Micaela MacLachlan @MK_maclachlan]

@DrCraigEmerson

[Micaela MacLachlan @MK_maclachlan]

Just passed @DrCraigEmerson on the street and it took all my strength not to perform for him my Like a Version acoustic cover of "No Whyalla Wipeout"

[Micaela MacLachlan @MK_maclachlan]

“Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven." - Jesus

"BACK TO SCHOOL YOU DUMB TINY DOLE BLUDGERS" - Scott Morrison & friends