I had a dream.
Saturday morning. Coffee. Pancakes from my wife. Snow outside, drifting like alts nobody wants to touch. Doesn’t matter.
I open Rabby. Numbers are too high. Not “I made it” high, just “this wallet is having one of its episodes again” high. Still half-asleep, so whatever.
Then I log into Hyperliquid.
Popup in the middle of the screen. Not a warning. Not margin-call PTSD.
Season 3 airdrop.
A year of invisible point grinding.
EVM activity boosted like I actually knew what I was doing.
For a second it feels like the universe accidentally rewarded me for existing.
I click YES.
Wallet loads: 20,000 HYPE.
Total: 20,123.
I celebrate. Not loud. Just that quiet, dumb grin you get when life finally hands you one W without asking for blood.
For a moment it feels like I broke the family curse and minted the kind of wealth my ancestors never even got to dream about.
They’d probably whisper “based” from whatever timeline they’re stuck in.
Then I wake up.
Three hours earlier.
Nothing happened.
But it still might. Hyperliquid.