Michaela

dance dance revolution champion

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i’m so excited to eat dinner. all i’ve had today is breakfast and lunch and two snacks

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

when I find a typo in a book I become absolutely riddled with demonic power

[VICE @VICE]

A missing man in Turkey accidentally joined his own search party and looked for himself for hours before he realized he was the target of the rescue mission. https://t.co/Q1VlI7JmBY

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

humans aren’t supposed to work 40+ hours a week we’re supposed to chill like this.

[Michaela @Mkillaaaa]

*sports in general*

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

went to get a breakfast sandwich and a stranger asked me something about soccer and this is why i don’t feel safe going outside

[Michaela @Mkillaaaa]

Well, of course, I am selling REAL GOLD door handles on Facebook for 20 DOLLARS. Facebook Marketplace is pure gold. *no pun intended*

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

me: *puts item in the bagging area*

robot: “PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA”

me:

[Kelsey @notorious_KRG]

Kim K studying v. Me studying
for finals for finals

[Michaela @Mkillaaaa]

I look forward to the random snapchats that I receive from my dad.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

absolutely thrilled to announce that today i am Overwhelmed™️

[Michaela @Mkillaaaa]

@CliffordKelly67 No, why Mr. Brightside is the song of the century.

[wyatt meyer @CliffordKelly67]

2020 was just an appetizer for 2021

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

me after eating my 53rd christmas cookie

[megan @chismosavirus]

maybe a masters degree will fix me

[Michaela @Mkillaaaa]

you wouldn’t know embarrassment unless you were the only 2nd grader at the bike rodeo that still had training wheels

[Michaela @Mkillaaaa]

dudes will post “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a story of their meal that looks like it tastes like cardboard

[Michaela @Mkillaaaa]

@CliffordKelly67 & @bailey_schramm can attest to this

[Michaela @Mkillaaaa]

my toxic trait is watching a tv show without the person I explicitly told I was going to watch the show with