My penis changes color based on my mood
No wait Its just STDs from fuckin all those dudes
I love cock its undeniable
I like to call my penis a glock because its small but reliable
Hot jacked guys go down on me like a fire pole
Im generel tso and I come with egg roll
Bitch.
#pride
You call on me during popcorn reading
Home Improvement
Next thing you know
You and my tool have a meeting
Catch me eating out your auntie in her mini van
Large areolas
I call her virginia hams
Wearing a striped sweater like sandman
Went to Burlington coat factory
spent 11 grand
Leaked my own sex tape on vine
Got a fresh new turkish transplant for my hairline
Beat your fruity bitch ass so bad in candy land it count as a hate crime
She still give me brain when I got that liquor dick
Show some respect you're in the presence of
Lord Licorice
Bitch
She love tex mex
Im bad at sex
I like dinosaur
Yes
I like t rex
small arms
Off 900 tramadols pulling on doors
setting off car alarms
Measuring my dong in cubic inches
My money green like the grinch is
My lawyer wearing axe body spray
Someone please tell me where atticus finch is