Emily Elder

where's my PhD? it's at the bottom of your glass

[Emily Elder @mL_28318]

Also I do this to distract myself from the devastating potential of WWIII. But I’ve guess we’ve survived to other world wars 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Emily Elder @mL_28318]

My favorite thing to do is drink while watching intervention

[Emily Elder @mL_28318]

#drphilno

[Emily Elder @mL_28318]

I’m an east coast bitch for life fuck out of here dumb bitch

[Emily Elder @mL_28318]

My favorite things on earth are girls from the east coast who speak with a valley girl accent #areyoulost #gotocaliforniaalready

[Emily Elder @mL_28318]

I think it’s not fair that I am not a person until I’ve had an iced coffee

[Emily Elder @mL_28318]

@PapaJohns Papa Johns pizza is the pizza for you and me

[Emily Elder @mL_28318]

@kvital04 You’re the only exception 🤣

[Emily Elder @mL_28318]

I’m a firm believer that if you’re over the age of 12 you shouldn’t wear pig tails unless you work in porn

[Emily Elder @mL_28318]

Also who is James Charles? #jamescharles

[Emily Elder @mL_28318]

I’ve had Twitter for almost a decade #tweettweet #beepbeep

[Emily Elder @mL_28318]

@nixbae_t hiii

[Emily Elder @mL_28318]

The longest part of your flight is actually when the plane lands and you all fight to get off

[Emily Elder @mL_28318]

“So I heard that you’re married” @deihm

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@jendeclinesyou Fucking the POs

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I just rage deleted my Facebook and messenger apps #RageQuit

[Emily Elder @mL_28318]

So sick of people sharing 8 month old memes on Facebook #youreallgarbage

[Emily Elder @mL_28318]

I really love that house of pasta is my neighborhood bar

[Emily Elder @mL_28318]

My new hobbies include watching wheel of fortune while drinking craft beer on Monday nights

[Emily Elder @mL_28318]

I appreciate you sun, but why are you so bright?