Michelle Coughlin

mama💕navy wife⚓️lab life🐾

[Iju Taiga, Omo Ekun🐅 @BigBadReni]

When I become an ancestor, I will accept hot gossip as an offering 😔

[Michelle Coughlin @ML_coughlin]

On another episode of Michelle Seizes the Day: I locked myself out of my office by forgetting the door’s locked from the inside and had to call sweet, elderly congregant to DRIVE HERE and let me use her key while the pastor AND office admin is out of town🫠🙃

[Michelle Coughlin @ML_coughlin]

I worked a full day, came home and Alan went to work so I take care of the kids, clean the house, and make dinner.

My toddler just moved all of his Duplos from the playroom to the living room, sighed, and wiped his brow— clearly he’s the one who’s had a hard day’s work

[Michelle Coughlin @ML_coughlin]

Is your husband really gone if you didn’t cry 3 times before noon?

[emily may @emilykmay]

this box has been sitting in my hallway for *six weeks* and my husband has not asked me what it is, why I haven’t opened it, or if I should ever plan on moving it and this is what it’s like when both partners have ADHD.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

someone please get this woman photographed holding a fishing license

[Michelle Coughlin @ML_coughlin]

@candicemplendl UGHHH RIGHT

[Michelle Coughlin @ML_coughlin]

Only I could take the long way home on a random Wednesday and get stuck in night construction on a random side road🙃

[emily may @emilykmay]

If I want to give something away for free, I always list it on marketplace at a very low (but not too low) price.

And then when someone comes to get it, I just tell them it’s free.

It gets rid of the thing faster and with less hassle than listing it for free, somehow.

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

Bro got Zeus on his side. That ain’t fair

[Michelle Coughlin @ML_coughlin]

@_sierrabooth Big ooof🙃

[Michelle Coughlin @ML_coughlin]

If you order SEVEN effing blended drinks at a coffee stand 5 minutes before closing and DONT TIP, I seriously hope you stub your toe everyday for the rest of your life.

[Michelle Coughlin @ML_coughlin]

This thread is all I needed from this world this morning

[Michelle Coughlin @ML_coughlin]

SEEEEEE. THEIR EMPANADAS ARE ROLL UPS

[amy @amy65492969]

@MyMightyTaco Broo these are not even close to an empanada 😭

[Michelle Coughlin @ML_coughlin]

You literally can’t make this up🙃

[Michelle Coughlin @ML_coughlin]

*Visits Alan’s white af hometown*
*proceeds to bring me to a “Mighty Taco*
me: This is whiter ‘Mexican Food’ than Taco Bell
*Looks it up online*
First thing that comes up:

[Michelle Coughlin @ML_coughlin]

Are you really in your twenties if you don’t have an existential crisis about what you’re doing with your life every other day?

[Michelle Coughlin @ML_coughlin]

@McDonalds in Canada have freaking snack wraps and I’m HEATED they don’t have them at home😤

[Michelle Coughlin @ML_coughlin]

@_sierrabooth dude. YES! Let’s do it😂

[Michelle Coughlin @ML_coughlin]

Parenting chronicles 3574:
Waking up at 3:30am by my toddler crying almost inconsolably. We tried comforting him, rocking him, offering milk/water/favorite toys. Finally we brought him to the kitchen where what finally calmed him down was a block of cheese🙃