M. Matos

I'm not funny. I just have a laugh or you'll cry kind of life I sometimes like to share.

[John Donoghue @JohnDonoghue64]

Just put up my chocolate Advent calendar… who knew it was the twelfth of December already!

[Darla @ddsmidt]

I’m planning a very upscale Thanksgiving this year. By “upscale,” I mean I fully intend to gain weight.

[Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99]

If they had a sanity test to allow you on this app, there would only be three accounts here.

[M. Matos @mlb_matos]

@LarrysTwin99 @SleepEatScream That's very optimistic of you

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

Constantly reminding others that you’re a “nice guy” just doesn’t sound like something a “nice guy” would need to do, that’s all I’m sayin.

[JusTurBesT 🕊 @jusnoyar]

Someone... you can be your weird, quirky, silly self with... means everything

[Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl]

I'd give you an enthusiastic thumbs up but I hurt it scrolling back to my birth year.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒇 𓃦 🇿🇦 @BlackVeeWolf]

You just have to accept the fact some people are at war with themselves and it’s not you.

[🌹❤️‍🔥Adeline (Addie) Myles❤️‍🔥🌹 @HonestPassion13]

I don't have the time or patience for subtle

[The Last Unicorn YouKnow @Scorpio1080]

If MIDDLE AGED Twitter is 22-25 then I'm a fucking dinosaur.

[Jake @jakelikesnaps]

sometimes love is in the shape of lasagna

[CoCo @unhingebinge]

I'd tell everyone I'm going to sleep but that could take anywhere between 15 minutes to 4 hours.

[Inner Practitioner @MindTendencies2]

Life is too short for long faces and being a serious person all the time. Find your people, the ones who make you laugh, bring out the kid in you, and help you forget about the exhausting adulting.

[(A)$ke₩ @Askew_74]

Someone that makes you grow.

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

And that's when I twirled away.

[𝓜𝓮𝓱𝓻𝓲💫 @meh_thinks]

Healing is when you stop carrying what’s not yours.

[𝓜𝓮𝓱𝓻𝓲💫 @meh_thinks]

You deserve bonds where safety and understanding are non- negotiable.

[Rich @SouthernRLM]

Fitting in really isn't my thing, besides, there's peace in being true to who you are