Martin Abrahams

There is nothing in this world more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. -Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

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@JustinPugh @Giants CAM WARD PLEEEEEZ

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CAM WARD PLEEEEEZ

[Giants Daily @NYGDaily]

With the Titans pulling off the upset against the Texans, the #Giants now move to having the No. 2 pick in the 2025 NFL Draft.

1) Jaguars: 2-9
2) Giants: 2-9

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I imagine this is because 60% of the voting age public in Florida under 80 are felons who cannot vote.

[Breaking News @BreakingNews]

BREAKING: Florida voters reject an effort to legalize the use of recreational marijuana, NBC News projects. https://t.co/7nzOGMLUvQ

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@Giants Hey, Good job! That offense looked competent!

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@giants defense allow 11.5 yards on third and 12 in the red zone. Bailed out by Washington penalty.

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I'm going to live tweet why the @Giants suck in real time.

So far they've missed a dozen tackles in allowing multiple third and long conversions to a rookie QB.

The coach wasted a challenge that he won because it just made it fourth and a half yard, which Washington converts

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Brian Kelly is the same color as a deli ham.

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This play was infuriating. How is Deonte Banks the only Giants defender within 15 yards of Jefferson on 4th-and-goal from the 2!

[Jordan Raanan @JordanRaanan]

Vikings go for it on fourth-and-3. Justin Jefferson slant. Gets the best of Deonte Banks for second time on that drive.

TD. Trouble for NYG.

Vikings 14, Giants 3

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Florida State has a tight end named Morlock? How deep in the earth did they have to go to dig up that guy?

[Jane Coaston 🏔️ @janecoaston]

That Mexican OT and BigXthaPlug have been my favorite discoveries of the summer

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@qikipedia @nosuchthing

The oldest player to have won a Cy Young award as the best pitcher in baseball was 39 years and 266 days old, and his name was...Early Wynn.

This bonus names on the board

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@JordanRaanan So the plan is to replace Daniel Jones with another Daniel Jones?

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@JesseKellyDC Hi. Come fight my disabled ass to the death and you'll see who's got to go you fucking coward.

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Every time I smell hand sanitizer, I'm 16 and working a cash register at Wegmans in Pittsford, NY.

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Matt Eberflus looks like a corrupt mid-level executive at a dystopian megacorp who is murdered by his own police robot.

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Mike McDaniel has strong young Al Davis vibes

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@celebrityhottub @edsbs

Pitt v. UC

The Jurkovec store called. They want their Quarterback.

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