Mayor of Quahog

i like sports.

#RedSox #Colts

[proud ranger fan @RangerApologist]

One word to describe every MLB fanbase

[Mayor of Quahog @mlbdotedu]

@HouckssBurner He has a 0 percentile rank in xResilience too, or so Ive heard.

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I think Bello is broken.

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The Red Sox are now 11-9 in middle games. Some are calling them the sandwich sawks.

#MayorStats

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The Red Sox are 10-9 in the middle game of a series and 14-24 in all other games.

#MayorStats

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@ladyredsoxxx Same sister!

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@Dunkintern Proud of you brother! Been following this journey for awhile.

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Coach pitch is far more wild than I thought it'd be. The worst thing Ive subjected my children too

- Coaches getting in shouting matches with umps over calls.

- Parents calling (8-9yr old) kids trash

- Creating a culture of win at all costs

[Dane @EnadZT]

My son is in Coach Pitch All-Stars and the amount of drama has been wild. The idea of Coach Pitch All-Stars is already silly because 75% of this game is whether or not Calvin from accounting can throw a strike from a little league mound (he can't).

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The Red Sox are 10-9 in the middle game of a series and 14-24 in all other games.

#MayorStats

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@Rogue_Razz512 Holy shit 17in of vertical break is crazy. My apologies to Mr. Sogard

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Fastball down the dick and he pops it up.

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@spookysweet13 My tiny furry human

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Red Sox need a chicken sacrifice. Some bourbon wouldnt be bad either

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@PalmerDesigns_ Love the cuck couch!

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@JordanLeandre55 Get ready to learn resume, buddy.

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When my kids misbehave im gonna make them watch the Red Sox as a punishment.

[Mayor of Quahog @mlbdotedu]

If you're not trying to win games then why show up?

Bringing in Weissert in THAT situation goes against all "models" or "hunches".

Im just tired man.

[Mayor of Quahog @mlbdotedu]

What happened to the Boston Red Sox man

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Yaz coming to pinch hit to park a grand slam on our titties

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Oh, Weissert coming in to a bases loaded no outs situation.

What could possibly go wrong?

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Oh, Weissert coming in to a bases loaded no outs situation.

What could possibly go wrong?

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Lose. Pout. Repeat.

#RedSox

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@Jared_Carrabis Went to the game yesterday. My 8yr old daughter looked at me and said "you're right dad, they suck." We are cooked.