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Welcome to @MLBNutwork - the unofficial home of breaking fake baseball news.

MLB Nutwork is not, has never been, and won't ever be affiliated with @MLBNetwork or @MLB.

We proudly cover the stories no one asked for, and most certainly have never happened.

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🚨BREAKING 🚨

The Mariners have DFA'd Julio Rodriguez, Cal Raleigh, and Josh Naylor, creating space on the 40 man roster for rising talents in their prospect pool.

All 3 have already been picked up by the Montgomery Mickey D's.

Will their performance improve in Alabama? 🤔

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Narratives, narratives, narratives...

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Julio Rodriguez was seen bowing to "The Western Wall of Jerusalem" earlier today.

This comes as no shock to Mariners fans following a resurfaced video where Rodriguez claimed interest in playing future games in Israel.

How will his PR team handle this? 😳

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Kyle Tucker and the Yankees are reportedly in agreement on a four-year contract.

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BREAKING: The St. Louis Cardinals have fired Manager Oliver Marmol.

This comes during a time of transition for St. Louis with their new President of Baseball Operations, Chaim Bloom, taking the helm.

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The Mariners are reportedly acquiring INF/LF Brendan Donovan from the Cardinals in exchange for OF Lazaro Montes, RHP Ryan Sloan, and RHP Teddy McGraw, sources say.

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Anthony Volpe’s Spotify Wrapped just got leaked 💀💀💀

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Paul Goldschmidt has signed a 2Y/$10M contract with the @Angels, per sources.

Goldschmidt became a free agent in the 2025 offseason, after recently playing for the Cardinals and Yankees.

He now takes his talents to the West Coast, and is joining the Angels.

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The Marlins are reportedly acquiring SS Anthony Volpe in a trade with the Yankees in exchange for LF Kyle Stowers and 1B/3B Deyvison De Los Santos, per @MLBNutwork insider Dale Budgins.

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The Astros are reportedly acquiring 3B Nolan Arenado and Cash in a trade with the Cardinals in exchange for RHP Anderson Britto and RHP Ethan Pecko, per @MLBNutwork insider Dale Budgins.

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Yankees fans better prepare themselves to lose Aaron Judge after the 2031 season to this league when they offer him like $300M per year 💀

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Ever seen a bullpen camel?

Baseball United’s inaugural season in Dubai is underway

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🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Pete Alonso and the Pittsburgh Pirates have reached a deal for 4Y, $5.99, per @DaleBudgins.

Alonso told the Mets that he was testing free agency, and has found a new home with the Pirates.

Will the Pirates be in the Postseason or in Cancun next October? 🤔

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The Dodgers have won their fourth straight game and are 14-3 in the month of May 😱

Back to Back? 🤔

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Blue Jays To Start World Series With 7-Run Deficit As Trump Imposes Tariff On Foreign Teams https://t.co/WyUjxyHG3u

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MLB Players Juan Soto and Aaron Judge have blocked this account.

This likely came after a string of tweets making fun of them throughout September and October.

I wonder what the weather is like in Cancun right about now... 🤔

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Cal Raleigh's 65 home runs in the regular season and postseason combined are the most in American Legue history

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Dan Wilson was interviewed this morning about Josh Naylor's achilles strain he suffered during the Mariners Game 2 victory.

"We've been monitoring the situation. I've been telling him "Rest easy Naylor... I'll see you in Valhalla." but he just looks at me funny."

#TridentsUp

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After a monstrous Game 1 performance, Blake Snell was brought in by the league to do a mandatory drug test.

His blood results returned a blood type never seen before, called "Type X".

Scientists believe he may not be human. 😳😱

(via @DaleBudgins)

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