Millie

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[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

No one talks about how the quickest cure for imposter syndrome is simply sitting in a meeting with very high-level corporate executives.

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

Doctors: ADHD medication is addictive, that's why it's so restricted and controlled

Most people with ADHD: I forgot to take my meds again lmao

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Respectfully, I don't think cooking together is romantic. Please move tf out of my way. One person cooks, the other sits at the counter and drinks wine and says things like "that smells so good" or "I love the things you cook."

[Melony🍈 @MelonTeee]

gardening is NOT relaxing bugs are eating all my shit I've never felt this violent in my life

[Millie @mlegface]

Social media apps are like ‘omg turn on notifications so you don’t miss stuff like this!’ and then show you a collection of the most annoying and useless notifications of all time

[Millie @mlegface]

CyberSec vendors keep bringing up vhishing. ‘Your current tools probably can’t detect new threats like vhishing!’

When I ask ‘oh so how does your tool help with vhishing?’.. they admit they don’t have a component specifically for that yet….just using FUD then? 😵‍💫

[Keen @keenwontmiss]

Girls actually text each other like, "I'm meeting a guy allegedly named Chris here ?📍 If he murders me here's his Bumble pic so he can be brought to justice" and then the reply's like, "You got it girl - have fun tonight!😘🤪

[harm reduction hedonista🃏 @suboxoneshawty]

i do not like the way he is touching her face like a pervert we will liberate our cyber sisters our flesh may be different but our chains are both made of metal

[solst/ICE of Astarte @IceSolst]

Your servers are running Ubuntu 14.04, the interns are somehow admins, and no one has MFA, let’s start with these

CEO: Yeah? 🧐 Heh. 👉What about. 🗿DARK WEB 🕸️monitoring, and 🦠FUZZING, and 🧮QUANTUM resistant CRYPTOgraphy 🫆

[Reb @soundrotator]

Learning code has me in disbelief at what these nerds have been cooking the last 40 years

[Millie @mlegface]

“Yeah you could say I play a small but pretty critical role in the team; I mute people in calls who’ve left their mic on while they’re breathing like Darth Vader and typing on a mechanical keyboard”

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@LupinZenigataEr @kimmonismus I haven’t any idea what you mean

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Hi mate I notice you've started the Teams meeting 2 minutes early. Have fun in there. See you in 2 and a half minutes.

[ن @poeitius]

cooking together is NOT romantic, MOVE out my fucking way.

[Nora | CEO of Mega Evolution 👾 @norainthefuture]

shiny hunting

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Constantly

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

i don’t get the “cooking together 😍” crowd. get the fuck out of my way. how are you always in front of the cabinet i need. IM TRYING TO RELAX