Emily Lowes

don’t eat your pals 🐷🐮🐔🐣

[Emily Lowes @MleLowes]

Telling someone you don’t want to have a pampered chef party is like trying to break up with someone you never even dated.

[Emily Lowes @MleLowes]

sitting in the corner of a coffee shop like a lil troll listening to the first date going on next to me instead of studying like I should be

[Bianca Del Rio @TheBiancaDelRio]

If you don’t win 2020 @realDonaldTrump ........ there is always ALL STARS! 👍🏼

[Emily Lowes @MleLowes]

Turn the clicking off on your phone keyboard when in a public space!
Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[Emily Lowes @MleLowes]

what a great time for a melt down

[Emily Lowes @MleLowes]

Scheduled myself an actual day off tomorrow!!!! 💃💃💃

[Emily Lowes @MleLowes]

This year the @BrianPallister government closed my doctors office in July. I am still waiting to see a new doctor... how about that for a wait time?

[Emily Lowes @MleLowes]

#notmypremier

[Emily Lowes @MleLowes]

Food for Thought: A university degree is just a piece of paper to show employers that you can handle insane amounts of stress and a heavy workload.

[Emily Lowes @MleLowes]

“I think dr. Phil is kinda sexy” - @hansguttorms

[Emily Lowes @MleLowes]

If you eat all your snacks in the car the calories don’t count.

[Emily Lowes @MleLowes]

wow how fun is spending a day with two dogs who absolutely hate each other

[Emily Lowes @MleLowes]

Being immobile right now is super inconvenient

[Emily Lowes @MleLowes]

Bye Felicia

[Towleroad @tlrd]

DEFEATED: Kim Davis, Who Refused to Issue Marriage Licenses to Gay Couples, Has Lost Her County Clerk Seat https://t.co/AGNAwMMwmc

[Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin]

FUCK TED CRUZ

[Emily Lowes @MleLowes]

HOW IS TED CRUZ IN THE SENATE #tedcruzisthezodiackiller

[Emily Lowes @MleLowes]

how is a meme the president tho

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

To any of the pundits or talking heads that do not give us proper credit for this great Midterm Election, just remember two words - FAKE NEWS!

[Emily Lowes @MleLowes]

Watching @RuPaulsDragRace season 2 and I NEED @michellevisage !! This judging is not accurate, girl they needed you! 😂❤️

[Emily Lowes @MleLowes]

There needs to be a uterus emoji so when people ask me what’s wrong I can just send them that #imalwaysinpain