MLEON

I'm 4 in dog years

[MLEON @MLEON1996]

Genuinely just need a picture of me on my timeline where I don't look like the Walmart version of myself

[Shattubatu @Shattubatu]

Just saying, if no ones having sex with you at the CNC orgy, theres an easy way to rectify that... 🤔

[MLEON @MLEON1996]

when she asked what age I regressed to

[MLEON @MLEON1996]

tops be like "bottoms need to have some self respect" and then try to hit. like dawg, you can't have it both ways.

[MLEON @MLEON1996]

big sis

[ShadowBeatz @ShadowBeatz]

okay so what's that thing in the ass that feels so good then?

[MLEON @MLEON1996]

bro is actually stupendous

[MLEON @MLEON1996]

@BLOODANDFLAME I wish

[MLEON @MLEON1996]

I'm only out of uniform because y'all changed the fucking rules. why do I have to abide by the old dress code, if I'm already not in uniform.

[MLEON @MLEON1996]

it's actually crazy to give a decade of your life to a job and then when they fire you for being trans (explicitly), they act as if they're throwing you a bone letting you show up out of uniform until they figure out how to fire you.

[MLEON @MLEON1996]

dawg, she ain't gon save you. only woman who can save you is Shirley Caesar, and that's only through the power of god. bless up crodie

[MLEON @MLEON1996]

Dr. k be like: depression is kind of like feeding in bot Lane

[MLEON @MLEON1996]

we're in a dark room and this stupid bitch goes: let's brightness max and blinds both of us with her phone

[MLEON @MLEON1996]

only women's space I'm invading is my sister's coochie

[MLEON @MLEON1996]

POV: you're in the 912 and said you don't know who camouflage is

[MLEON @MLEON1996]

Don't call them gerberts bro

[MLEON @MLEON1996]

@prollybored1 for me it's your bf 😵‍💫

[MLEON @MLEON1996]

@indychowder @sabatonfan69 fuck you

[MLEON @MLEON1996]

@prollybored1 does this mean we've second hand kissed? 🥺

[MLEON @MLEON1996]

@prollybored1 @OryOreO

[MLEON @MLEON1996]

had a pretty girl push a knife against my neck then put a loaded gun in my mouth so deep that I gagged on it. anyway I'm fixed now

[MLEON @MLEON1996]

neat trick if you're feeling down:

1) think of someone you know

2) make up a fake but perfect version of them in your head

3) pretend your made-up person is actually the real person you know

4) yearn and suffer