Mollie Everett

Early entry for Parent of the Year Award in 2020.

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@AP Is that the next Golden Bachelor? If so, I’d watch.

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@abc15 Sounds like the NFL got the Phoenix Experience

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Dear news outlets, what is this? @FOX10Phoenix @abc15 @azfamily @12News

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Sure winning the lottery is great but have you ever had your toddlers complemented on their behavior after a flight?

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@12News any info on this Squaw Peak fire?

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All I want for Christmas is for Jake to step out for a walk in a red scarf. #theclosureweneed #alltoowell

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The only thing that would make this spontaneous 10am frosty office party better is if they had pumpkin frosties. @Wendys #makeithappen

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but if an email arrives unsolicited and irrelevant to your needs, you👏don’t👏owe👏them👏a👏response👏 #dontcallmeillcallyou

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@jimmyfallon It’s fine, I’m fine, everything’s fine. #MySummerInSixWords

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What confidence level are you between 1 to wearing red at @Target?

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@jimmyfallon Fell asleep during open book final #CollegeInSixWords #arizonastate

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@randielaine Are there really any “slow paced environments” anymore?

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@KailLane @randielaine My full maternity leave was unpaid. Go USA!

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@randielaine You should give this podcast episode a listen. It is very much in line with this: https://t.co/d5qysWun05

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I don’t know who needs to know this but the Kansas City Chiefs aren’t from Kansas. #KansasCityChiefs #SuperBowlLV

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Chalk it up to another 2020 victim. So excited for my @Athleta romper to arrive today only to find a S Banana Republic shirt inside 😭 #athleta #shippingfail

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@KailLane Thinking of you during these dark times.

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At what point can I get a refund on my event planner for 2020?

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We’re officially living in a Parks and Rec episode. #WearAMask