BassBoy

[BassBoy @MLickner]

Accurate representation of me at approximately 1:00 A.M. on a typical Friday morning.
https://t.co/qgF27wWgWr

[BassBoy @MLickner]

@wolfpizza I'd love nothing more, James

[BassBoy @MLickner]

I just want someone to walk the beach with at night

[BassBoy @MLickner]

I don't care who does it, but there needs to be a band called "Rank Dankey"

[BassBoy @MLickner]

mother in mall to child: "Okay, guess we're leaving you here then, see you later"
me: "Mine should've actually done it"

[BassBoy @MLickner]

@smokinglevi lets do it

[BassBoy @MLickner]

@wolfpizza you'll do it for 5, and everyone knows it

[BassBoy @MLickner]

@wolfpizza it went off at like 8 too. quick internet search lead me to believe its the signal for "imminent flooding". idk, it has been raining a lot

[BassBoy @MLickner]

@wolfpizza wait, the one that sounded like a European police car?

[BassBoy @MLickner]

@smokinglevi but adult Stephanie from Lazy Town is cute

[BassBoy @MLickner]

@24ChromBird it is too late for me to be thinking about this shit

[BassBoy @MLickner]

I bring all the boys to the yard

[BassBoy @MLickner]

I thought a half Nelson was a necktie knot?

[BassBoy @MLickner]

@MoMoMoMo92 @alexpicciarelli @hbaun_98 their's is far superior

[BassBoy @MLickner]

@morgann_w pretty college girl with a sense of humor can't get a date? I call bullshit.

[BassBoy @MLickner]

Twitter: "Hmmm, something went wrong."
Me: It all started when I was born....

[BassBoy @MLickner]

@taylorkainn Not sure, you'll have to ask someone who works there

[BassBoy @MLickner]

smoking is really just everyone sitting in a cirlce and coughing