Maud Pie

I like rocks. They're my favorite.

[Maud Pie @mlp__Maud]

If you're happy and you know it, stand perfectly still.

[Maud Pie @mlp__Maud]

*trots methodically around Ponyville, flipping over rocks that have accidentally turned themselves upside-down*

[Maud Pie @mlp__Maud]

Calm down, dear. Nopony has "cancelled" sticks.

[Hourly Pony @hourlypony]

The Maud Couple

[Maud Pie @mlp__Maud]

*begins slowly trotting away*
*stops*
*turns completely around to face @mlp_SilverS_*

We apologize for the inconvenience.

*turns completely around again*
*resumes slowly trotting away*

[Maud Pie @mlp__Maud]

*looks at @mlp_SilverS_*
The alligator and I have an understanding.

*looks down at @mlp_GummyGator*
You need a time-out.

*turns and clips Gummy to her tail by his mouth*

[Maud Pie @mlp__Maud]

*holds @mlp_GummyGator up to her face, closes one eye, and looks down his mouth into the length of his gullet with the other eye*

There it is.

Gummy. Give the nice hippogriff back her necklace.

[Maud Pie @mlp__Maud]

Gummy. We've talked about this.
*to @mlp_SilverS_*
Here. Let me get that for you.

*reaches up and gently takes @mlp_GummyGator, who releases his bite instantly*

[Maud Pie @mlp__Maud]

*turns her head slowly to @mlp_GummyGator*
Gummy. You naughty boy. Did you eat a necklace.

[Maud Pie @mlp__Maud]

*turns her head slowly to @mlp_SilverS_*
Is this alligator bothering you.

[Maud Pie @mlp__Maud]

*watches the two struggle for a full ten seconds*

[Maud Pie @mlp__Maud]

*turns a corner and immediately stops in front of @mlp_SilverS_ and @mlp_GummyGator playing tug-of-war with Silverstream's mane*

[Maud Pie @mlp__Maud]

*carefully notes who raised their hoof*

[Maud Pie @mlp__Maud]

I love a parade.

[Maud Pie @mlp__Maud]

*is so excited about Earth Pony Day she can barely contain herself, but somehow manages to*

[Maud Pie @mlp__Maud]

((#BlackLivesMatter))

[Maud Pie @mlp__Maud]

@mlp_DiaTiara *always knew Diamond Tiara was a fast learner*

[Maud Pie @mlp__Maud]

Good times.

[Maud Pie @mlp__Maud]

I don't know what is supposed to happen "until we meet again" either, Boulder. No, I don't think it was a threat.

[Maud Pie @mlp__Maud]

We will.
*trots slowly away*

[Maud Pie @mlp__Maud]

*nods, takes form, places it on her back, and then places Boulder on it as a paperweight, he's very helpful*
Okay.
*continues standing right there*
*blinks*

[Maud Pie @mlp__Maud]

Yes. The clouds are too cloudy, the raindrops are too rainy, and...
*holds Boulder up to her ear*
Yes, I agree.
The humidity is too humidityy.
Those are the first three examples.