Bonez

A NOT GRIMDARK skeleton who is married to the beautiful @MLP_Cervica. I'm very comically inclined. @MLP_Cantareblue's teaching aid.

[Bonez @MLP_Bonez]

*Attached himself to his own porch. A couple teens come to look at what they think is a fake skeleton*

“O. M. C. Like, someone didn’t even try with this one.”

BLARGLEFLARGLE!

“Aaaaaaahhhh! *the teens run away*

HeHeheheh. Dummy kids.

[Bonez @MLP_Bonez]

*I liiiiiive!

....Well actually....*

[Bonez @MLP_Bonez]

*I’m alive! ...Nah, man. I’m undead.*

[Tailsin Quatermane @MLP_Tailsin]

*is alive, theoretically*

[Bonez @MLP_Bonez]

All work and no fun times will make @mlp_SilverDream a dull kid. Come on, son. Live a little.

[Bonez @MLP_Bonez]

Really? It’s only like..the best holiday ever. (@mlp_SilverDream )

[Bonez @MLP_Bonez]

Isn’t it kind of pointless to put decorations up? @MLP_Cervica , you and I are both practically Nightmare Night decorations ourselves. (@mlp_SilverDream )

[Bonez @MLP_Bonez]

.....Woman, not even a fairy in a bottle would bring you out of your funk. ? @mlp_SilverDream ? *would blink* Is that you, son?

[Bonez @MLP_Bonez]

Cervica....Honey, I know Mal has gone off to magic school and @mlp_SilverDream is currently an evil entity that might be the end of us all...But this isn’t The Wind Waker, yo. You’re not alone.

[Bonez @MLP_Bonez]

@mlp_SilverDream @mlp_DiamondRaz @MLP_Cervica ((Didn’t rather))

[Bonez @MLP_Bonez]

*Bonez arrives at the schoolhouse mere minutes later. He explains the situation to the current teacher* Come on, @mlp_SilverDream . Get your bag.

[Bonez @MLP_Bonez]

@mlp_SilverDream @mlp_DiamondRaz @MLP_Cervica . . . I just fondant want you to panic.

[Bonez @MLP_Bonez]

@mlp_SilverDream @mlp_DiamondRaz @MLP_Cervica WE’RE STRESSED OUT! WE REALLY NEED TO CHILL.

[Bonez @MLP_Bonez]

@mlp_SilverDream Cause any minute you can turn into a monster goat

AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THAAAAAAAT-! *bursts onto the doctor’s office* @MLP_Cervica ! I’m HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!

[Bonez @MLP_Bonez]

@mlp_SilverDream Just come in. There’s no time to explain. *he scoops him up onto his back and gallops to where Cervica is*

[Bonez @MLP_Bonez]

*Upon getting @MLP_Cervica ‘s urgent message, he gallops as quickly as he can to the schoolhouse to pick @mlp_SilverDream up*

[Bonez @MLP_Bonez]

@mlp_SilverDream *scoops the goat up and hugs him* If she’s not out on the proper path, she will be put in jail. With or without your mother’s involvement. She needs to be saved before everyone in town seems her a soulless beast.

[Bonez @MLP_Bonez]

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. (@mlp_SilverDream )

[Bonez @MLP_Bonez]

@mlp_SilverDream Maybe she needs to be warmed up. Look son, you need to have hope for this girl. And honestly, you might be the only one who can start her on the right track.

[Bonez @MLP_Bonez]

@mlp_SilverDream And those other kids kidnapped you and nearly got you kil....slai.....destro....er....HURT very badly. And yet what happened in the end?

[Bonez @MLP_Bonez]

@mlp_SilverDream *Rubs his head* Who knows if that’s even possible? ....But you know what’s not impossible, right? Maybe you can turn that diamond dog’s life around?

[Bonez @MLP_Bonez]

@mlp_SilverDream ..... *he gives him a distinct smile....or he would if he had a face. Instead he just sits beside him* What do you think, son? It would conflict with your personality if she was sent away or arrested.