Crystal Guard

Guardians of the Crystal Empire and our leaders Princess @mlp_Cadance and Shining @mlp_Armor.

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*Sarge shakes his head and continues to chew his gum while sitting with @mlp_Olivia..He does know a collector that will pay top bit for vintage Wonderbolt trading cards once they get to Canterlot.*

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*Looking over the snack cart.* Hey Sarge, do we get a snacks stipend?

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Khrsk ...opps sorry over ..over..

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Khrsk It's the ice hockey rink in the summer ..and you didn't say over...over.

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Khrsk....We have a pool?

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Khrsk Mother hen and duckling are in the pool, Over..

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♫One
Two
Many
Lots!♪

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ALL RISE FOR THE HONORABLE PRINCE @mlp_Armor DEFENDER OF THE REALM, LORD OF THE NORTH AND FATHER OF THE CUTEST PRINCESS @mlp_FHeart !

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*Munch munches a hearty breakfast, fit for a guardpony*

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*The guards salute @mlp_Rocky before commencing the cleanup and checking the barrier*

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*Pew pew pew! Bolts of scorching mana pelt the groaning @mlp_Smorg*

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*Alerted earlier by @mlp_Rocky and @Sunburst_mlp, a troop of Crystal Guard unicorns charge in, horns firing at the @mlp_Smorg*

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*There's a loud chorus of 'awwww' as @mlp_Rocky is ushered inside*

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*The guard checks the list. Yep. @mlp_Rocky* Yes Master Ket, you are expected. Please enter quickly. *Doesn't like the massing fan crowd*

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Perhaps Sir. Though I wonder how safe a second cultural revolution would be after this one. (@mlp_Rocky)

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*The guards salute Prince @mlp_Armor and head off to notify merchants selling @mlp_Rocky merchandise. It's gonna be a long job*

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*Accompanying @mlp_Rocky home. You never know what fanfillies could get up to*

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*Doing guardy things. Does it all shiny too*

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Fans can be overzealous, Sir. Princess @mlp_Cadance just wanted to cover every eventuality. (@mlp_Rocky)

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Seems everypony loved your music last night. We've been ordered to keep an eye out for your safety. Orders from Princess @mlp_Cadance Sir.