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Professor of Conjuration & Et Cetera at the Canterlot Magic Academy. Owner of the third best hat on campus.

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.... Aliens.

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*was told he needed to get out more and touch grass during his latest canterlot university performance review, so in order to reconnect with the normies he's been hiding behind the toilet paper at a local shopping mart and watching ponies going about their day*

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*spins a quill pen on his nose*

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*on a train to nowhere* *it sounded fun and the ticket was cheap*

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Nooooobody knows
the trouble I've seeeeeen

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*is fairly certain he's never seen a horrible little alligator changeling, but they /can/ be anything, so he'll accept that* *places a piece of parchment and a pot of paint on @mlp_GummyGator's tiny skull*

You show up, you paint. Them's the rules.

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@mlp_Zeph *suffers PTSD the moment he looks at Zephyr's painting*

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Yes, #80085? Ah yes, let me see..

That's..

Ah.

Hm.

It's..

*jingly shrug*

I'm not here to censor creative expression. Paint on, little bro, paint on.

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*he himself has painted a jarringly colorful stick figure of a blue horse*

I've painted my beloved, see? You can tell it's her because of all the hearts I've added.

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And is that.. Princess Celestia taking a nap? Well, good rest is important. Especially for a princess, I reckon. Beauty sleep and all that.

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I like your kitten, #3547. Nice touch, putting it on a mountain of fish. Ahw, and so many of you are painting you mum.

ᴬᵈᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ..

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*leading a group of nameless drones in a hoof painting session* *told them the best ones would get hung up on the mess hall walls, but they're all turning out so cute, he can't decide* *they'll all go up*

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Good talk, buddies.

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In fact, I was never here.

Hey, did you get a haircut? Looking sharp.

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*complaining about management with a bunch of nameless drones around a water cooler in the changeling Mess Hall* *the water is green and tastes funky*

Yeah, I can't believe it. It's like they don't even care about worker safety. Someone ought to call HR.

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Not me, though, I don't have the head telephone that you lot do.

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@mlp_Lix (( block'em, there are plenty of nice folks to see without having to deal with stuff like that :< ))

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*elbowdrops a changeling from atop a bookcase, thinking it was Zephyr*

*when he realizes it isn't Zephyr, he stuffs the nameless and dazed little drone into his hat to cover his tracks*

*glances left, then right*

*continues on his way as if nothing happened*

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*feels moderately stressed out about not being able to find Zephyr again* *goes to sleep right there on the floor of the changelings' mess hall*

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*toothsparkle*

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*his pupils dilate a little, like a cat that's just seen something very fun and crinkly and also within claw's reach*

In between..

Yes, please. I'd really like to hear more.

*he winks and mouths "call me" while retreating into the crowd*