Hello to all #TwitterPonies. Mod here, with a very big announcement: Twitter Ponies is MOVING. You don’t have to move, but if you want, learn all about it here:
https://t.co/4il48aVgcp
Many, many more details to come. It’s the start of a new era! WELCOME!
((Thanks to everyone! Great fun! I tried to get to everyone at least once, don’t feel badly if D didn’t respond to you, it was super busy. Keep on having big adventures and tons of fun! Bye for a while!))
*trapped in a seemingly infinite knot of threads and thoughts, images of awards, prizes, chart-topping singles, promotions, successes of every kind*
*moves fast, but is always in a new thread*
I’ll get out! Just you wait and see!
*voice starts to get faint as it’s ensnared in the thousands of threads*
None of you are good enough!
*fainter*
All of you can’t be rock stars and astronauts and princesses!
* fainter *
Trying leads to failure and disappointment and bitterness!
* fainter *
What is this? Some sort of hope-maze?
I’ll get out! I cannot be destroyed! These dreams are all silly childish fantasies! Wake up, grow up, get a sedate desk job, something in chartered public accountancy or actuarial calculation!
This…whatever this is…won’t hold me forever! You can’t keep an emotion!
This squeaky, saccharine voice does not fit me at all. Why couldn’t that have been a more somber cake?
Bah. In this form even my attempts to despair are childish.
Princess @mlp_Twilight, I am quite willing to destroy you last if you liberate me from this…confection.
You! The pony over there! Your scarf is ugly and we all know you got it on sale. You’re cheap! Why not wear no scarf?
*still trying, though stuck in a cake*
I’ll get to all of you! I know your darkest fears!
*a sort of splatter of angry cake sliding along the ground*
@mlp_Celestia, you’re old and ugly and your sister resents you and no one cares about you any more in your retirement home!
—don’t you want to stop? Rest? Lay down? Give up?
—don’t you…
No, she’s mine, she’s gone, you abandoned her…
*shrinking, like a sputtering candle*
stop
*hissing and spitting…*
*and finally…
*CLOBBERED BY A CAKE*