Caissa M. Lasker

Blind, dirt-poor writer who doesn’t let her lack of money affect her love for a certain eccentric pianist.

[Caissa M. Lasker @mlp_Lasker]

Caissa can be found seated in a corner of the local library, listening to an audiobook.

[Caissa M. Lasker @mlp_Lasker]

@MLP_Beethooven

[Caissa M. Lasker @mlp_Lasker]

:(

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do NOT read poetry. DON'T encourage them .words are NOT supposed to go like that

[Caissa M. Lasker @mlp_Lasker]

@MLP_Beethooven They keep things moving.

[Caissa M. Lasker @mlp_Lasker]

She enjoys a late-night bowl of Raisin Squares™️. She likes them without milk.

[Caissa M. Lasker @mlp_Lasker]

She thinks that @MLP_Beethooven should probably try not to write while he’s engaged in other activities.

[Caissa M. Lasker @mlp_Lasker]

@MLP_Beethooven It’s a good thing she can’t see it.

[Caissa M. Lasker @mlp_Lasker]

She hugs the snot out of @MLP_Beethooven.
Not literally, though.

[Caissa M. Lasker @mlp_Lasker]

She has @MLP_Beethooven read her latest royalty check to her. “5 bits! We’re eating the fancy cup noodles tonight!”

[Caissa M. Lasker @mlp_Lasker]

*She was going to listen to a Debussy étude that @MLP_Beethooven recorded, but she couldn’t stop giggling at the guy’s name and got distracted.* (https://t.co/ibn2PPduZs)

[Caissa M. Lasker @mlp_Lasker]

*If you wanted a cup of milk and sugar, why did you bother to make tea?*
#DrinkItBlackGang

[Pipsqueak @mIp_Pipsqueak]

*....better yet, triple it.*

[Caissa M. Lasker @mlp_Lasker]

*Whatever, she’s been grabbing @MLP_Beethooven’s hair for years.*

[CNN @CNN]

A lock of Beethoven's hair will soon be up for grabs https://t.co/dUizhTEJ1D

[Caissa M. Lasker @mlp_Lasker]

Wiggles her eyebrows.

[Caissa M. Lasker @mlp_Lasker]

Her love for @MLP_Beethooven is like a truck.
Berserker.

[Caissa M. Lasker @mlp_Lasker]

*How old even is Beethooven?*

[Caissa M. Lasker @mlp_Lasker]

@Quasica *Doesn’t understand what the big deal is.*

[Caissa M. Lasker @mlp_Lasker]

“Bangladesh.”

[Caissa M. Lasker @mlp_Lasker]

“The only thing I pulled was that terrible joke just now.”

[Caissa M. Lasker @mlp_Lasker]

“Weird flex, but ok.”

[Caissa M. Lasker @mlp_Lasker]

“I discovered I can fit my right hindleg behind my head.”