Speedrun

One of three fox siblings from a poor Klugetown family. Speedrun is an honest scavenger who does all he can to provide for his family.

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*His player is barely around thee days. Dunno if @mlp_CottonLilly ‘s player is still around.

But yeah, these two are spending a lovely Hearts and Hooves Day together*

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Guess we’ll have to keep up with these betting games until you finally give in.

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Maybe I’d put some cold medicine into your water bottle. Even the playing field a little. You see now?

“Point taken. I’ll keep that in mind for this next bout. Gotta put that great advice to the test, right?”

Heheh. Always the stubborn one.

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Not everything is as it appears. For example, if you and I were to go at it, you’d probably bet in favor of yourself over me. And you’d lose. I’d use my swiftness and stealth to ensure my victory.

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“Her opponent’s okay. But a bit show-offish. Compensating for being newer at this would be my guess.”

Mm-hmm…So? Make your choice.

“Thank you. First gal, no doubt about it. You can see from a mile away…that…She LOST?! Wow that was quick…”

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“Oh. The ones who were taking a break earlier! Who knew they were sparring partners?”

I kinda figured. Thoughts?

“Hmm…well that one’s pretty tough. Quick on her hooves too. Clearly a seasoned aerial fighter.”

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Actually.. Let's do you a favor and call it good there. No need to embarrass yourself further, big brother.

“Even if I'm terrible at this, I can't walk away during a losing streak. I have my own sort of honor.”

*sigh* Alright Agro. Check out…those two pegasus knights.

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“Plus she’s a noble! So I’m sure you’ve got it all figured out. Heheh. Wait…do you?”

Hey now, I'm the one winning the bets, so I'm the one asking questions.

“Got me there. Hey, look! The next round's starting. My luck's about to turn around, I can feel it!”

Alright. Hmm…

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“Hit me where it hurts, why don'tcha? Is this your idea of a negotiation?”

Maybe... Or maybe I'm simply curious. What did you see in the bipedal shark on Shady Street? What made you love her so much.

“Why ask what you already know? You’ve got a beautiful girl ya love, right?”

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Oh, come on. As if I want to look at your sweaty torso for the umpteenth time. Honestly, I see enough of that when you’re punching that @mlp_PunchingB brand bag in your room. Let me ask you a different question then, about your previous love life.

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You've told me a thousand times before.

“A good story bears repeating, yeah? But it seems I'm all out of anecdotes. How about I take my shirt off and let you look your fill at my refined muscles instead? Two full minutes.”

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“OK, got one! When you were just a runt, I did some work with a beautiful lady thief who could run circles ‘round old Verko.”

Ugh. This one again? Said thief robbed you blind while you were sleeping in your tent and took all the credit for herself to get in Verk’s good graces.

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So out with it. You lost-spill the beans. It has to be juicy, though. Something that even I don’t know.

“Agh, why did I agree to these stakes? If this losing streak keeps up, you'll know an awful lot about me, little brother. Let's see... hrrmm…”

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Hahaha, I win! Again…Had enough, Agro?

“Dang it! You've won every round! The fights are rigged, admit it. It's the only explanation.”

Heh, of course they aren't. It's not like we're playing for money. Plus you’re the one who started this silly game, anyway. *he shrugs*

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*with his big bro, Agro Run watching some of @mlp_Armor’s Crystal Empire troops spar*

Hmm... The myrmidon.

“Heh, suit yourself. My gut says the odds are in the favor of that knight. He's clearly a seasoned figh- Gah! Right when I open my big mouth, he goes and loses on me.”

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* @mlp_Templar and @mlp_StormChaser are SUCH a cute couple.*

*also Speed Run is still alive. He’s just AFKly been hanging out with @mlp_CottonLilly a lot and been seeing his family in the Crystal Empire. He’s currently doing the latter, seeing his family in the Crystal Empire*

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@mlp_StormChaser @mlp_Templar *Enjoys some tea by the toasty warmth of the fireplace with @mlp_CottonLilly *

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@mlp_CottonLilly @mlp_CrystalMad *Spoiler alert….

Speed Run has NO ideas*

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*has been doing what he can to keep @mlp_CottonLilly relatively stress free. He is her light in the darkness, and he will guide her through these harrowing times*

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((Oops! That tweet was meant for @Ember_mlp . So many embers, so little chance of an inferno breaking…. *FWOOSH!* …..))

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* @mlp_EmberTorch really isn’t wrong. You are really sus, bruh.*