Staples

The proud half fairy/half dragon owner of Srs Fashion. Has a surprisingly feminine appearance and voice. Son of @mlp_Frelia

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Jeepers! OwO (@mlppenelope )

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Hegehe. Mmm gotcha. (@mlppenelope )

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*nuzzles @mlppenelope . Then boops*

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I love you as much as I love this milkshake. *drapes a wing over @mlppenelope *

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*after a lot of walking, he arrives with @mlppenelope at the boardwalk* *his cup is almost empty. He pops open the lid and shows the contents of the shake to Penelope* Darling, look. *there is a heart shaped patch of candy pieces near the bottom*

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“Enjoy!”

*Staples grabs the milkshakes and leaves the shop with @mlppenelope . Gives her her chocolate milkshake and sips from his own milkshake* They’re so kind and energetic.

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“Awww! You two are like, SO cute together.” *Tu’Pircent beams at @mlppenelope and Staples*

“Milkshakes are done! That’ll be like….2 bits!” *Wun’Pircent puts the milkshakes on the counter* “Because of your dynamic cuteness.”

*Staples pays two bits, plus a few more*

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As you wish, darling. *he rubs @mlppenelope ‘s side feathers*

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*grins @mlppenelope * Say Dear. If I were to get you a gift, whaaaaat would you be interested in?

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Hmmmm….ah! I think I’ll have the secret cherry-passion milkshake.

“Coming right up, mooo! It’ll be done in just a GIF.” *the cows both go to prepare Staples and @mlppenelope ‘s order*

They also process and use their own milk. Rich and full of nutrients.

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“And we’re the Half and Half sisters!”

“So like, nice to meet you!” *the anthropomorphic cows grin @mlppenelope * “What can we like, get you guys?”

“Oh darling, I don’t know. There’s so many palatable choices.”

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*both sisters take orders as fast as they give them out to customers. Soon enough, it’s Staples and @mlppenelope at the front*

“*Gasp!* O. Em. Goodness! Sis, sis look! It’s Staples!”

“And she brought a GRIFFON! Welcome to Half & Half! I’m Wun’Pircent Half.”

“Tu’Pircent Half!”

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“Hello hello!”

“And goodbye, please come again!”

*Staples gets in line with @mlppenelope upon steeping into the shop. The floor is checkered, there’s a jukebox playing trendy music, and the walls are adorned with murals and stuff*

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Fortunately you won’t have to wait too much longer! We’re almost there. *he grins @mlppenelope and points at a neon sign that says “Half & Half. Smoothies. Milkshakes. And Sundaes”*

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About the place we’re going to. It’s run by a pair of anthropomorphic cows named Half & Half. And they make like…THE best milkshakes. Ever. In the empire. (@mlppenelope )

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*holds @mlppenelope close, smiling*

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I’m happy to hear that. (@mlppenelope )

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The empire has been flourishing as well as always lately. *he says @mlppenelope * How are things at the estate?

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Milkshakes! Aha! I know just the place! *he grins and leaves Srs Fashion with @mlppenelope *

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Ah, wonderful! *he grins @mlppenelope * Where should we go?