Lord Tirek

Enlighten me.

[Lord Tirek @mlp_Tirek]

*Would do no such thing* (@mlp_agrippa)

[Lord Tirek @mlp_Tirek]

* @mlp_twilight wouldn't have reached her highest level of power if not for his nefarious deeds... He looks to rematch her one day*

[Lord Tirek @mlp_Tirek]

*Gets an almond treat for breakfast* What is the meaning of this?...

*Doubtful, but slowly enjoyable munching*

[Lord Tirek @mlp_Tirek]

*Requests @mlp_Twilight for hot water bathing as an option*

[Lord Tirek @mlp_Tirek]

*Misses hot water baths-- Villain's secret*

[Lord Tirek @mlp_Tirek]

*The stations he hears are normally not apt for regular ponies to listen, so he gets the Tartarus Sauce (™) radio channel for his ears only*

[Lord Tirek @mlp_Tirek]

*Does a lot of air guitar and motions.

Having gotten that radio for his year-versary imprisoned really did a lot for him*

[Lord Tirek @mlp_Tirek]

We all feed on tragedy. It's like fruit to a vampony.

*Follows*

♪VICARIOUSLY I, live while the whole world dies~

Much better YOU than I~♪

[Lord Tirek @mlp_Tirek]

The universe is hostile. So Impersonal. Devour to survive.

So it is, so it's always been.

[Lord Tirek @mlp_Tirek]

*Has the voice of a metal singer. With this teenager look and such talent, he could go places*

[Lord Tirek @mlp_Tirek]

*"Hums" one of his favorite songs*

♪Come crawling faster!
Obey your master~!

Your life burns faster!
Obey your master!♪

[Lord Tirek @mlp_Tirek]

*He dusts off some debris that hits him from the ceiling of his prison* I wonder what in the world all that shaking was about.

[Lord Tirek @mlp_Tirek]

*A centaur tends to find many thoughts to distract himself while imprisoned*

[Lord Tirek @mlp_Tirek]

Hmm... Nah. *He crosses @mlp_Smocha out of his list*

[Lord Tirek @mlp_Tirek]

*Adds @mlp_smocha to the list of ponies to eat one day*

[Lord Tirek @mlp_Tirek]

So... About that prison upgrade. Does @mlp_twilight have it ready, or did it skip her memory once more?

[Lord Tirek @mlp_Tirek]

*He takes the slice of pizza from the @mlp_FriendGuard*

You have my gratitude... But not really. *Uses drain on the pizza... But it failed*

[Lord Tirek @mlp_Tirek]

I mean look at me! I am no more than a teenager. What evil could I possibly unleash? *Smirks*

[Lord Tirek @mlp_Tirek]

But don't you think this is unfair, even for a being like me? You both know I deserve at least a visit. *He pleads*

[Lord Tirek @mlp_Tirek]

*He looks through the bars, the guards making sure not even his head pokes out too far* Even this is better than tartarus. *He considers*