Matt Weber

Graduated Electronic Engineering at Conestoga...went to Southwood Secondary... Love everything Leafs and Jays!!!! I have the most amazing girlfriend ever!!!!

[Omar @TicTacTOmar]

when they tell you to imagine the audience naked but you misinterpret the advice #Oscars

[Josh Goldberg @JGoldberg12]

Lock in Ohtani and I will lock in many many many tickets

[Warrior ✌️ @dead_mans_hoes]

CRUNCHYROLL LET ME IN PLEASE IM LITERALLY GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE #AttackOnTitan #Crunchyroll

[The Road Guy @Road_Guy_Colin]

Simply score a hattrick every night

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

[Minor Leaguer @Minor_Leaguer]

Every time I hear "Mastodon" I expect it to be followed by "Pterodactyl", "Triceratops", "Sabre-Toothed Tiger", and "Tyrannosaurus".

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

These 6 days between Christmas and New Year's is the only time of year you should strive to do absolutely fucking nothing. Make zero progress. Take all the time off. Go on vacation from your vacation. Be the least impressive version of yourself. Transform into a couch.

[Stop fuckin’ crying bro @TheOakLeafs]

The fact that vaccination appointments spike whenever broad restrictions are announced is proof that it was NEVER about science with these cunts. If I was truly worried the vax was dangerous, banning me from my local fukn Panera isn’t gonna make me go “OK THIS is worth dying for”

[Dodgers_Dougout @Dodgers_Dougout]

Trea Turner Slide

[Minor Leaguer @Minor_Leaguer]

Blue Jays batters

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE! #WeAreBlueJays

[Joshua @JoshuaHowsam]

Never bunt. Hit doubles.

[Craig Needles @NeedlesOnNews]

Policy choices by the ONDP allow the Liberals to dunk on them like this and be entirely accurate when doing so.

[Mike Stephens @mikeystephens81]

this is the first night in 18 months that life has felt close to normal again

[A @_knilanderthews]

If Vladdy hits a bomb I will have a serious medical event