MMA Roasted

MMA Jokes by Comedian Adam Hunter. I love the sport and making people laugh. Hope you enjoy. Check out

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

My undefeated streak continues

-Chael Sonnen
"The LINEAR CHAMP"

[MMA Roasted @MMARoasted]

Lewis did all his cardio online for this fight. #UFCWhiteHouse

[MMA Roasted @MMARoasted]

The UFC just announced that Ruffy's wife has a better chance of seeing the Octagon than Dillon Danis. #UFCWhitehouse

[MMA Roasted @MMARoasted]

The UFC just announced Chandler will now fight the winner of Pereira/Gane. #UFCWhiteHouse

[UFCStats💭 @TheUFCStats]

Eric Trump after finding out a fighter has a slight cough

[Eric Trump @EricTrump]

We are aware of the fake, AI generated screenshots being circulated online. I have never spoken to Daniel. He has since deleted his post, which confirms it was clearly fabricated. @UFC @danawhite

[MMA Roasted @MMARoasted]

Breaking News: Sean Strickland escaped from jail and is now heading straight towards the Octagon. #UFCWhiteHouse

[MMA Roasted @MMARoasted]

Eric Trump just asked DC if the moon landing was real. #UFC

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

2 girls throw punches at the UFC White House weigh in event

via IG/ hatt_mill

[MMA Roasted @MMARoasted]

The UFC has cancelled the event and will now just show "The Best of Power Slap" for 4 straight hours. #UFC

[MMA Roasted @MMARoasted]

A Day in the Life of a Muslim UFC Fighter

5:00 AM: Morning prayer.
5:15 AM: Jump Dillon Danis
6:00 AM: Strength training.
8:00 AM: Wrestling practice.
10:00 AM: Sparring.
Noon: Prayer.
12:15 PM: More wrestling.
2:00 PM: Jump Dillon Danis
4:00 PM: Prayer.
4:15 PM: More wrestling.
6:00 PM: Beat up Dillon Danis
7:00 PM: Prayer.
7:15 PM: More wrestling.
9:00 PM: Sleep.

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

Here’s a photo of Sean Strickland being escorted to the police van

He looks happy 😂

[MMA Roasted @MMARoasted]

Sean Strickland just blamed the weather on the Jews. #UFC

[MMA Roasted @MMARoasted]

Dana White just said that he and the weather were never friends. #UFC

[MMA Roasted @MMARoasted]

Liz Warren feels seen.

[FULL SEND MMA @full_send_mma]

Alex Pereira had the entire crowd chanting “CHAMA” as he left the stage at the UFC Freedom 250 Ceremonial Weigh Ins

[MMA Roasted @MMARoasted]

She’s put more people to sleep than the entire card combined.

[Misfits Boxing @MisfitsBoxing]

Lilly Phillips on who she’d fight on Misfits 👀

#FuryHall | NOW | Get your PPV: @DAZNBoxing

[Adam Hunter @AdamComedian]

According to a recent Gallup survey, 62% of Americans think being in a lesbian relationship is morally wrong. The other 38% support Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau.

[Adam Hunter @AdamComedian]

According to the NY Post, a woman who Graham Platner cheated on his fiancé with claims that he has a really small penis. In fact she could almost nazi it.

[MMA Roasted @MMARoasted]

Dana White just announced that tomorrow they will start with a special Power Slap starting at noon.