Mary

[Mary @Mmarymonkey]

So we're counting this as Italy's second win this year, right? #ITAvSCO

[Mary @Mmarymonkey]

Yo still waiting for anyone at all to explain to me that penalty call not being reversed before the kick #NZLvRSA

[Mary @Mmarymonkey]

@clhubes "orange"??? Currently tearing out carpeting room by room to reveal those "orange" floors in our house.

[Mary @Mmarymonkey]

@NoreenMasud @marymayf Well enough, especially if you're just cooking with it afterwards. Never had a problem using it for sauces and soups after freezing

[Mary @Mmarymonkey]

@JoyceCarolOates I really assumed this tweet was a joke.

[Mary @Mmarymonkey]

@PicturesFoIder

[Mary @Mmarymonkey]

@22_kmbc Oof I love when an internet story actually ends with justice.

[Mary @Mmarymonkey]

@LaVagabondine @fakehistoryhunt Still this is super cool. I would have still guessed very early twenties, at least.

[Mary @Mmarymonkey]

@LaVagabondine @fakehistoryhunt Strongly suspect it's because a lot of personalized stories and records are from nobility/aristocracy, where girls (and also boys) were married off very young, even if it wasn't consummated right away.

[Mary @Mmarymonkey]

@JeremyTate41 Living for the AU in which Octavia was Augustus Caesar.

[Mary @Mmarymonkey]

@nytimes Not even pregnancy is enough to induce me to try this.

[Mary @Mmarymonkey]

@incorrectgreeks The rest of Twitter: *fighting over whether or not Odysseus was real and/or a hero*

Me: *liking every single tweet portraying Hades as dreamboat ideal husband in everlasting love*

[Mary @Mmarymonkey]

@Zorrah @EKkoulla @HallHarvington ....so Roman Catholics.

[Mary @Mmarymonkey]

@UrsulaV Wow. Sexualizing baby birds now. What has this world come to.

[Mary @Mmarymonkey]

@phil_lol_ogist OH NO! This has sent my thoughts down a terrible path!!

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

Can’t find a present for your loved one? Have you considered a secret pianoforte? It’s bulky, inconvenient, and draws a lot of unwanted attention. They’ll hate it.

[Mary @Mmarymonkey]

@clhubes I feel this. First was (still is) the worst sleeper in the world. Still a bit shocked I jumped so quickly into #2, but wow! The sleeping! Real bedtime! Separate rooms! And naps!

[Mary @Mmarymonkey]

@AshleyGWinter But seriously I was dreading judgement and remembered all the horror stories, but people were so accepting and sympathetic, even when flight was delayed way past bedtime and I was pacing and bouncing a fussing stinky baby up and down for the last 30 min or so.

[Mary @Mmarymonkey]

@AshleyGWinter I've flown alone with a baby and a toddler (and a delayed flight) before. Not fun by any means, but thankfully most people are super helpful. Just pray baby doesn't poop on the plane. Wear baby. Bring so many snacks. So many snacks. And a tablet.

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

So is this the last day of Twitter polls for us plebs?? Time to sort some things out for good.

Alexander the Great: