Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.
At the barbing salon.
Barber about to cut a kid. Asks his father what hairstyle he should cut for him.
Father says: "Ask him what he wants."
I shed a tear inside.
Thank you everyone for the birthday love โค๏ธ Another year, more trophies with @CPFC and hoping everyone at @Arsenal adds another one today too!! Psalm 107:1
Youโre standing on a planet with molten lava at its core. Trees are turning sunlight into air you can breathe. Your heart is beating without you asking it to. Thereโs a moon in the sky and bugs that glow. This whole thing is absurdly beautiful. Donโt forget to notice it.
Whatever result we get from Budapest, weโre heading straight to Bukayo Sakaโs wedding ๐ญโค๏ธ
After that we attend Max Dowmanโs graduation ceremonyโฆ
Then we come back and you show us your Premier League trophy.
Arsenal fans, if youโre feeling โitโs okay. The celebrations are enough, letโs rest the matterโ, just imagine what the entire world would have done to us if we bottled the league this year.
Think about that then start your celebrations afresh.