Malcolm McDermit

[Malcolm McDermit @MMcDermit]

Why are they mopping the gym floor at 5 p.m

[Malcolm McDermit @MMcDermit]

About to get a Pug and name it big X tha Pug

[Malcolm McDermit @MMcDermit]

@Hoopss She could put a mailbox up on the street if her grass is so precious.

[Malcolm McDermit @MMcDermit]

If they make the gym 25 percent smaller than I should get 25 percent of my membership fee back

[Malcolm McDermit @MMcDermit]

Cam Newton must be so mad Phillip Rivers got the call and not him

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨WILD🚨🚨

#GIANTS RB CAM SKATTEBO CELEBRATED A THOUSAND SUBSCRIBERS BY SHOTGUNNING AN ENERGY DRINK OUT OF A CLEAT.

🤣🤣🤣

CRAZY MAN.

[Malcolm McDermit @MMcDermit]

I don’t have any friends that play video games, sometimes I want to play some video games!

[Malcolm McDermit @MMcDermit]

I might randomly go to this tech n9ne concert

[Malcolm McDermit @MMcDermit]

I should be sleeping but I’m watching Larry Bird highlights instead

[Giants Daily @NYGDaily]

CAM SKATTEBO

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

me staring at bro after he returns my trimmer back with a full beard

[Malcolm McDermit @MMcDermit]

I can’t stand laziness, inconsistency, flaky behavior. I’ll cut you off

[Malcolm McDermit @MMcDermit]

I heard Netflix stock was crashing so I figured I would buy some, it’s down like 1 percent. It’s Definitely not crashing

[Malcolm McDermit @MMcDermit]

Bill Burr proforming in Saudi Arabia is the most hypocritical thing

[Malcolm McDermit @MMcDermit]

This couple in the gym needs to get a room…

[Malcolm McDermit @MMcDermit]

@DrLipschitz1 I was rooting for the Knicks and of course Denver so let’s gooo

[Malcolm McDermit @MMcDermit]

@kenbenzii @quadcarl This is all made up

[Malcolm McDermit @MMcDermit]

If I wear a gray shirt I feel fat af.

[Malcolm McDermit @MMcDermit]

The same lady just tapped me on the shoulder and asked me if she could work in with me. But there are three of these machines, so I just gave it to her and went to another machine 😭

[Malcolm McDermit @MMcDermit]

This lady lugs her duffle back from machine to machine at my gym and it bothers me. It’s a big ass bag why do you need that much shit