Mitchell

You do you never let anyone change you

[Brandon Tatum @TheOfficerTatum]

Biden voters... Ya’ll feel played yet?

[Red @SurvivingGrady]

Chris Evans, Rachel Dratch, John Krasinski and David Ortiz. Together at last.

[Francis Maxwell @francismmaxwell]

A church catches fire and the entire world stops, news is everywhere and billions are raised overnight. But when our planet catches fire, there's crickets. This fire in Australia has killed HALF A BILLION ANIMALS. Half a billion. This needs to be trending everywhere!!

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

This cop got put on paid leave. Paid leave for assaulting an unarmed child walking in the hallway. Paid leave for body slamming a child TWICE in an unprovoked and entirely one-sided altercation. He shouldn’t be on paid leave, he should be in jail for assaulting a minor.

[Barstool U @BarstoolU]

Never take your side piece to a sporting event @barstoolberta https://t.co/RzoaAZ2CUF

[Mitchell @MMclaughlin8]

@twine_ripa Exactly

[Mitchell @MMclaughlin8]

Fridays are for the men, Saturdays are for the boys

[Mitchell @MMclaughlin8]

@twine_ripa But very true

[jake doherty @jdoherty666]

Ya this tweet can fuck itself

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Cinderella lost her stiletto in Southie...

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :)

You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!

[Mitchell @MMclaughlin8]

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness they’re just stupid

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Yes, we deliver to Area 51.

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

the boys and girls of summer

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

ONE MONTH 🙃

[isjavasopentoday @isjavasopen2day]

Nice shoutout to our Java’s gone but never forgotten 🖤 https://t.co/FcZLBhm8mA