Mike Meed

living the dream

[Sainsbury's @sainsburys]

@weetabix @HeinzUK Beans have no authority here, no authority AT ALL

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At what point does a roadside birthday banner become fly tipping? #justins50th

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@EdGambleComedy 99% sure my sister brought me birthday present tickets to your show because of the BBC’s “Diabetic comedian” story #sorrynotsorry #type1diabetes

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Playing classical musical on the way to a hospital appointment in hope it’ll lower my blood pressure. I’m not stressed, you are 😳

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my mind has to clear insta stories, it doesn’t necessarily mean I care 😅

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At some point this evening I agreed to run a half marathon in New York in September. #bollocks

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to whichever bank uses “my voice is my password” as their phone security log in system. Thank you. Today I heard my health and safety manager say that phrase 32 times getting more and more annoyed every time. Absolutely priceless.

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Imagine the scene, you’re washing up whilst watching Netflix on the iPad - precariously balanced on the windowsill, but you know life was ok today, why worry. #doesriceactuallyfixit #fml #ipadsplash

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I made an adult decision today, which I’m pretty proud of. Really mature of me, but think it was for the best. I’ve stopped dominoes promotional texts, new February, new me?

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Breathing through your nose is so underrated, that shit gets properly blocked up and you may as well have the plague

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We pay John Bercow £150,000 a year to control a school canteen of bickering children. Whilst nurses earn around £22,000 a year to help save lives. What is wrong with this country? #brexitdebate

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I hadn’t realised how bad my day had been until I confronted someone for not saying thank you after I held the door for 20 seconds... jeez I’m a dick today 🎉

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Slight haze in the air when you leave home, better put the fog lights on for the entire journey

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@beckyex Well I couldn’t leave Prosecco could I! You’d have thought it’d been dumped, happy birthday 🎃

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Facebook & insta stories bug the heck out of me, I don’t care what you posting I just don’t like the circles 😳

[Scotland's No1 Comrade Unwilling Serf of the Union @no1_scotland]

Clearly one rule for one & one rule for the elite. Circled here on @theresa_may is a freestyle Libre continuous glucose sensor. You know the type she blocked NHS funding for? These are a lifeline to diabetics. Double standards???

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When Pickford goes back to school after the summer holidays he’ll have a hell of a story to tell his pals. #Itscominghome

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Get you on the plane, and then tell you about the 2 hour delay. Classic sleasyjet 👌🏻