@EdGambleComedy 99% sure my sister brought me birthday present tickets to your show because of the BBC’s “Diabetic comedian” story #sorrynotsorry#type1diabetes
to whichever bank uses “my voice is my password” as their phone security log in system. Thank you. Today I heard my health and safety manager say that phrase 32 times getting more and more annoyed every time. Absolutely priceless.
Imagine the scene, you’re washing up whilst watching Netflix on the iPad - precariously balanced on the windowsill, but you know life was ok today, why worry. #doesriceactuallyfixit#fml#ipadsplash
I made an adult decision today, which I’m pretty proud of. Really mature of me, but think it was for the best. I’ve stopped dominoes promotional texts, new February, new me?
We pay John Bercow £150,000 a year to control a school canteen of bickering children. Whilst nurses earn around £22,000 a year to help save lives. What is wrong with this country? #brexitdebate
I hadn’t realised how bad my day had been until I confronted someone for not saying thank you after I held the door for 20 seconds... jeez I’m a dick today 🎉
Clearly one rule for one & one rule for the elite. Circled here on @theresa_may is a freestyle Libre continuous glucose sensor. You know the type she blocked NHS funding for? These are a lifeline to diabetics. Double standards???