Mike Melnotte

Guy with things doing stuff. Jack of some trades. Bulldog sufferer. People say I'm pleasant but you know how people are. Orangutan-like in strength and scent.

[Mike Melnotte @MMelnotte]

@salmaiorana Sounds about right.

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@salmaiorana Hot garbage. Not even hot. That’s too good for them at this point.

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@salmaiorana Amen!

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@salmaiorana What is it the kids say? … “I just can’t with him.”

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@salmaiorana Can’t we have ‘pretty’ once in a while? Wtf?

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@salmaiorana @DandC Why do the gods hate Bills fans so much?

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What? Game of Thrones is long gone? Luckily I can relive the feeling by letting my single item purchase receipt/banner fly thanks to CVS and Hans Zimmer.

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@salmaiorana He might even throw that dildo that just hit the field.

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@ShorterCR @NatGeo @axios Congratulations!!! Wishing you all the best!

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@salmaiorana

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@adamcarolla Ok. I’m officially done here with my time among humans.

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@adamcarolla Some people just want the world to burn.

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Great show last night with @adamcarolla in Raleigh, NC! Best money I’ve spent in the last year… besides that ointment my doctor strongly recommended. Thanks, Ace, @BaldBryan @chrislaxamana @DawsAngeles

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@chetwaterhouse Congrats Chet! Heard you just picked up a new sponsor: Nostrildamus- the nose clippers that predict when you’re ready for a trim!

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@adamcarolla Ace! Just saw the Allstate commercial where they’re driving on the moon and the ‘Do not attempt’ wasn’t there anymore when they went to jump the crater. Someone’s getting fired.

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@adamcarolla In case you haven’t had an update lately, rest easy, Ace. Mike Love is still wearing a Beach Boys hat.

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@MJMcKean Amway. And he’s looking for a few sharp individuals like you @MJMcKean to join him!

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Bill Belichick is fed up

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@salmaiorana Hell to the yes!

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@salmaiorana Burning is too good for it.