Mommy Memest

Loose Lips \\ Saggy Tits \\ Mother of 3 Humans

[Mommy Memest @MMemest]

Me: I can’t wait for this goddamn terrible stage to be over!!

Also me: *finds outgrown onesie at the bottom of the hamper and sobs uncontrollably*

[Mommy Memest @MMemest]

@GeorgePapa19 lmao

[Mommy Memest @MMemest]

@0liviajulianna 👏👏👏

[Mommy Memest @MMemest]

.@PaulKrekorian - VOTE NO on the 41.18 amendment. 41.18 is bad policy and must be repealed altogether. The new amendment will do nothing to reduce unsheltered homelessness across Los Angeles and will be devastating to the lives of the unhoused. #Repeal4118 #ServicesNotSweeps

[Mommy Memest @MMemest]

.@gilcedillo - VOTE NO on the 41.18 amendment. 41.18 is bad policy and must be repealed altogether. The new amendment will do nothing to reduce unsheltered homelessness across Los Angeles and will be devastating to the lives of the unhoused. #Repeal4118 #ServicesNotSweeps

[Mommy Memest @MMemest]

Please proceed 🐈 (@tanksgoodnews) https://t.co/7Rwe5GIO5Y

[Mommy Memest @MMemest]

When is the Asynchronous Smoke Break https://t.co/inHkgYFU44

[Mommy Memest @MMemest]

Some of you have never accidentally logged into your Kindergartener’s class Zoom meeting as twatwaffle69 and it shows

[Mommy Memest @MMemest]

@mommy_cusses Ha! I say that shit year round

[Mommy Memest @MMemest]

@Macandmomjeans Atta Gurl 🥳

[Mommy Memest @MMemest]

@RachelStuhler 🤣 and also

[Mommy Memest @MMemest]

@kathrynresister Greedy Oppressive Prostates

[Mommy Memest @MMemest]

@fakeadultmom Guaranteed she is taking her Tinder bio pic

[MyMomologue @MyMomologue]

Nothing motivates me to be a fun mom like knowing I only have a month before my child’s teacher asks him what he did over the summer.

[Mommy Memest @MMemest]

@RachelStuhler omfg no

[Mommy Memest @MMemest]

@Macandmomjeans *swipes right on this idea*

[itsmommyhour @itsmommyhour]

Sometimes I think I've come up with a really clever parenting tactic and then I realize I once saw it on The Dog Whisperer.

[Mommy Memest @MMemest]

Some of you have never accidentally called your dentist’s receptionist while screaming at your kids to stop screaming and it shows

[Mommy Memest @MMemest]

My kids are totally Mirandas 🌃

[Mommy Owl @Mommy__Owl]

How to Decorate a Christmas Tree When You Have Kids:

1. Unpack ornament
2. Drop repeatedly until it shatters into a million pieces
3. Repeat

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

You are still a good mom even if.....

You raise your voice.

Say things that you regret.

Lose your cool.

Need a break from your family.

Sometimes miss the life you used to have before kids.