Morgan James

High Five Enthusiast.

[Morgan James @MMenghetti]

Anyone else still thinking about how they did @TiaKofi dirty in that #UKhun edit?

[Spencer Love | @LoveWrestlingCA @SpennyLove]

Shoot for the moon, because even if you don't, you'll land among the stars.

@ShawFireLog @ShawInfo

[Morgan James @MMenghetti]

“When this pandemic comes to a head, I wanna make sure I’m not tired of ravioli” -@SpennyLove

[Morgan James @MMenghetti]

@BedBathBeyond I’ve been calling for assistance and have been hung up on THREE TIMES while waiting in queue. I was attempting the chat-help yesterday and the person left the chat TWICE before even starting to help. Please contact me.

[Morgan James @MMenghetti]

I need a bracelet that beeps when I’m holding my breath.

Who knew that would be one of my greatest adult flaws.
I’ve got the downfall of an angry 6y old.

[Morgan James @MMenghetti]

I didn’t think it would take me until I was 26 to remember to bring my glasses to the theatre.

[Morgan James @MMenghetti]

Seriously, @UAlberta when are we going to get hot water stations in common buildings for tea, oatmeal etc. I’m sick of standing in line for 20 mins at Starbucks or Daily Grind for a refill. It’s not bringing them any business and making the wait longer for their customers.

[Morgan James @MMenghetti]

Writing the year “2020” is a nightmare for people who like symmetry.

[Morgan James @MMenghetti]

New on #MorgansDisneyPlus adventures—
The one where Morgan orders a Happy Meal via Uber eats as she selects the 5th Wizards of Waverly place episode at her own free will.

This is the future I’ve been dreaming of since I was 8.

[Morgan James @MMenghetti]

Thnx for coming to my @disneyplus TedTalk.

Pt. 2 in the making.

[Morgan James @MMenghetti]

Prediction— @disneyplus will ruin 15 couples this weekend.
There’s nothing you can tell more about a partner then finding out the shows they obsessed over as a kid.

Prediction 2– @disneyplus will make 15 couples this weekend.
Nothing more appealing than “Disney and chill?”

[Morgan James @MMenghetti]

I can’t be the only one dying to see which shows/movies were the most viewed in the first 48h of @disneyplus.

..not cause I wanna judge humans taste, or anything..

..cause it’s definitely a list of my watchlist...

[Morgan James @MMenghetti]

Dear TV people— bring back House. Thx.

[Morgan James @MMenghetti]

“A bad service experience for a guest is not half as bad as a bad guest experienced by a server.” -@andrewzimmern

A little louder for those in the back?? @ArmchairExpPod

[Morgan James @MMenghetti]

Y’all should listen to @racechaserpod with headphones. The amount of people i spook shifting from stoic to hysterical laughter while walking in public really lifts my spirits.

[Morgan James @MMenghetti]

Oatmeal deserves a better name.

[Morgan James @MMenghetti]

Business proposal— a nanny for students during midterms.

Wakes student up in the morning, fresh cooked breakfast. Helps study, drives to school. Takes student for after-school nature walk. Packs orange slices for exams. Shares a bottle of wine post-exams.

[Morgan James @MMenghetti]

@Alaska5000 @willam PLEASE MAKE A TRAFFIC APP. PLEASE. @racechaserpod

[Morgan James @MMenghetti]

Theme of my mid 20’s— unintentionally holding my breath when concentrating. #dizzyforlife