Matthew

[Matthew @MMG924]

"We live in a big, complicated world. Sometimes wonderful, sometimes terrible, always impossible to understand completely"

[Matthew @MMG924]

@devongraham11 @TheArsonist15 I also enjoy tomato drama

[Sophia.sc🐛 @sophia_rose721]

Celebrating baby Theodore Fresh Spider-Man Klein's birth with some donuts, sodie pop, and papa john's congratulations @h3h3productions and @HilaKleinH3!!!!! #papabless #vapenation 🙏🙌👶

[Matthew @MMG924]

@sophia_rose6633 @hankgreen Okay yeah but it’s on mine too so.....

[Sophia.sc🐛 @sophia_rose721]

How am I just now hearing about this what a horribly tragic attack this needs to be talked about more

[Sophia.sc🐛 @sophia_rose721]

"Who's toes you been sucking?"

"The Lord's."

[Sophia.sc🐛 @sophia_rose721]

Interviewer: Kanye what's the best part about making music?

Kanye: tHe sOnGs

[Matthew @MMG924]

@sophia_rose6633 @Shivamp2018 I second this

[Matthew @MMG924]

@Jaretkahm Wow we made this joke first 😂

[Jaret Kahm @Jaretkahm]

@MMG924 *Heavily Breathing* *whispers* “Hey”

[Matthew @MMG924]

Mom, you were right. I did make a friend at camp.

[Matthew @MMG924]

Command strips are just fancy bandaids

[Sophia.sc🐛 @sophia_rose721]

"If I gave back everything I took from a methodist church I wouldn't have much left" - @MMG924

[Matthew @MMG924]

@devongraham11 Definitely watching this over the weekend

[Jordan Graham @jmgrahamcracker]

Important photos

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of stand-up comedy and then asked it to write stand-up comedy of its own. Here is the first page.

[Sophia.sc🐛 @sophia_rose721]

November 9 aka today is the LAST day to buy this shirt (I think I told everyone the 11th but I'm going slightly crazy so just go with it) I've been posting about it alot but it's probably the coolest thing I've ever done and thank you to everyone who bought one for supporting me

[DFTBA Records @DFTBArecords]

Only a few days left to grab this fabulous Abstract Pizza John shirt by @sophia_rose6633

https://t.co/E478irXjLi