“police arrest man who is bleeding to death because the stabber claimed he was racist”
its literally impossible to satirize the UK anymore. even the most extreme, hamfisted memes are just real things that actually happen now
BREAKING: Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei will speak within minutes, Iran’s Al-Alam TV reported.
🔴 LIVE updates: https://t.co/Q0KbvirgFW
REPORTER: "How do you want to see your supporters respond to this? Charlie Kirk was a big advocate of nonviolence & free speech..."
TRUMP: "I think that way. He was an advocate of nonviolence. That's the way I'd like to see people respond."
Imagine sheltering from volcanic ash with your best friend, facing unimaginable terror in your last moments alive, and not thinking to sit six feet apart in case an archaeologist in 2000 years calls you gay