BREAKING:
Leaked Pentagon documents indicate the first human clone was created in 2017 using DNA from a Neanderthal skull found in France.
The clone's identity is unknown, but the Pentagon believe a backstory of adoption has been used to avoid questions relating to lineage.
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There's still a bit of swelling but I'm delighted with overall the results of the rhinoplasty.
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